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[D~N]

granted, i don't want to dorrupt that one. I'd rather see it .
Oh, wolf, your logic always confuses me.
i wish that wolfs logic made sence to me.

[Vazor]

Granted, but now it doesn't make sense to him and he dies of his own confusion.

I wish my iPod had more memory and a better battery.

[D~N]

granted, but you lost your headphones and cant listen to the music.
i wish that my pen didn't just explode.

[Vazor]

Granted, but it implodes and you can't figure out what just happened.

I wish the Simpsons would be as good as it was around Season Four.

[D~N]

granted, but then season four suddenly sucked.
i wish that the radio in my house explodes.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then you're caught in the middle of the explosion and is scattered in several different places around your house.


I wish that I had more ideas for my webcomic.

[Vazor]

Granted, but your word bubbles still suck. ()

I wish that Jet would finally release another CD.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but in their next CD they sound like a cross between Barabara Streisand, the Bee Gees (back when their voices were so high) and a warbling crocodile.

I wish that my fears of the Nintendo Revolution being an actual secret plan to take over the world through a revolution are untrue and that the Nintendo Revolution really is a code-name for the best damned games console ever to be made.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but it doens't matter because as long as one certain other system has games about raping women and stealing cars, it won't matter and Nintendo will be made fun of for it's "kiddy" games, which are actually some of the greatest games of all time.

I wish I wasn't so darn negative.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then you go crazy from being so positive all the time.


I wish that Trunten would update my webcomic very soon.

[Zythe]

Granted, but it's terrible.

I wish this post would spawn a huge Buffy/Angel/Charmed/Smallville/Dead Like Me/Joan of Arcadia discussion.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Gra--WHAT!? No way!


I wish that Zythe had made another wish.

[Zythe]

Granted, but it was the same and now big cult tv discussion cometh.

Ha! I wish Link X was crying

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but she's crying in laughter after I decapitate you.

I wish Numel could evolve...

EDIT: Wait! Numal can evolve!

I wish... my Electrike would grow up some levels. She's getting annoying with that.

[Ember]

granted, but now she's even more annoying

I wish I wasn't wasting my day on this computer

[Zythe]

Granted, you leave the house and are hit by an Acme ™ Anvil.

I wish my plan will work...

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but by the time your plan finishes everyone will be dead so you will never see it come to fruition.

I haven't had a decent pancake for a very long while; I wish I had some.

[D~N]

granted, some of the best cow manuer pancakes in the world. only the finest for you

I wish that GTA games didn't exist so that PS systems would crumble, thus ruining nintendo's competion.

[Vazor]

Granted, but Rockstar releases the "Pimpz in the Cit-ay" game, which sucks almost as much as the GTA games.

I wish that I could see Live8 UK.

[D~N]

granted, but whatever it is, it sucked, bad.

i wish i knew what live8 UK was.

[Vazor]

Granted, but now you want to see it even though you can't get tickets.

I wish Batman Begins will be good (I'm seeing it in a few minutes)

[D~N]

Granted, but now you won't see it...EVAH!

i wish i had vazor's tickets to batman begins.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but they are phony and you're found out, caught, arrested, stripped nekkid and locked in a prison cell with a load of men that would like to take out their... ahem... "Snu Snu" frustrations on you.

I wish Dark~Nut didn't taste so bad.

[D~N]

granted, but now he is spicy and you burn your mouth.

I wish i wasn't spicy.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but then I swallow you.

I WISH EVERYONE KNEW ABOUT HOW THREE OF MY POKEMON EVOLVED AT THE END OF THE SAME BATTLE! ph34r!

[D~N]

granted, but no one cares.

I wish someone cared.

[Vazor]

No. Nobody could possibly care about something that meaningless, no matter what manner of wishing was involved.

I wish that I could see Batman Begins again. It kicked ass!

[Goose]

Granted, but now they've changed the casting and Celine Dion is now in the leading role.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Zythe]

Granted, buy you turn her lesbian and she dumps you.

I wish that... 13 would get a blog. (I couldn't think of anything else to wish for).

[D~N]

granted, but the blog (what the hells a blog?) eats 13.

i wish i knew what a blog was.