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[D~N]

granted, but now you get "happy birthday" PM's instead.

I wish that my homework was done, and done well.

[Showsni]

Granted, but your teacher is suspicious, finds out you cheated, and you get expelled.

I wish I knew all the Physics I'll need for our exams.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but all that knowledge makes your brain explode.

I wish I had something to drink.

[Ace]

Granted, but the drink gives you so much gas that you can't stop farting.

I wish more people would play the Combination Cracker game.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then you find out nobody likes it and stops.


I wish this comp didn't have that freakin' annoying blocker.

[Zythe]

Granted, but now it has a redirector to goatse.cx.

I wish Ashlee Simpson would loose her voice.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then she becomes an actor.


I wish I had a sword.

[Zythe]

Granted. You stab yourself.

I wish season 8 of Charmed will be as good as season 4.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then it gets cancelled.


I wish that the war in Iraq was nonexistant.

[Zythe]

(Note: This is the last year anyway because the contracts are all up. They're planning it to be the final season)

Granted. War begins in Canada, the Quebecian Revolution. You get sent there and die.

I wish that was funny.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but you're the only one who thinks so.

I wish I had Pokemon FireRed...

[Zythe]

Granted, but everyone else has it and you wish you had LeafGreen. I grant that wish too, and then your mom accuses you of stealing and when you contradict her she beats you over your head with your DS and you die.

I wish we could have massive signiatures.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then you realize that it's practically the same as Red and get rid of it.


I wish I had the right materials to draw.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but then you realize you granted my wish and not Zythe's and go into a deep depression of not drawing things.

I wish the about granted result made sense.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it gets more confusing the more you look at it.

I wish the dorms were up and runnung.

[Zythe]

It does and so I don't have to grant a wish and you get so upset that no one granted it, that you die of Husky-style depression.


ETA: Simul-post

Granted, but you get banned before then.

I wish Husky would cheer up.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, bt he is then murdered.

I wish people would stop ripping my sigs off. O.o

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then you find out that you've been ripping other people's sigs and jump out of a window.


I wish Husky wouldn't talk himself down.

[Zythe]

Granted

I wish Missingno would return in Colluseum 2.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then it ends up as the hardest one you face.


I wish that Seifer would quit healing himself and let me kill him.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but now you'll be hounded to death by Seifer fans, whom will keep healing themselves and not let you kill them.

I wish that I didn't suffer from hayfever.

[Zythe]

Granted. You get cancer from the cure.

I wish ... that I won't die today.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Your wish has been granted, you will not die today. Instead, you will die every day starting from tomorrow until people start calling you Kenny or Hyatt.

I wish George W. Bush's trousers and pants would spontaneously disappear in full public view for no apparent reason.

[Zythe]

Granted but the Secret Service traces the wish to you and you're arrested.

I wish Fairy God Parents were real.

[D~N]

granted, then you are hounded by the annoying rules and go back to making wishes in this thread which don't become reality and you are upset and you therefor commit suicied. yeah.

i wish that this wish was incorruptible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zythe]

Granted, but then you forget wear you put the receipt and you can never make the wish.

I wish I was less hungry.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but an Alien bursts out of your stomach.

I wish I knew the Pope.

[Zythe]

Granted, but he deems you a heretic and you're burnt at the stake by a Vatican secret society.

Heh. I wish we knew more about Pearl and Diamond.

[D~N]

granted, but he turned out to be not that nice of a guy.

i wish that the revolution was out tomorrow and was better than the ps3 and xbox 360 combined.

[Showsni]

Granted, but you die a second before you get to see it.

I wish I knew the Aeneid and the Odyssey off by heart.