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[Ace]

I wake up at 1:30 AM just to post this... It had better be worth it.

Here's what you do: One person makes a wish, and you corrupt it.

Example: I wish I could fly.
Reply: Wish granted, but you fly into power lines and electrocute yourself.

In other words, you grant the wish, but make something bad happen because of this. After you corrupt someonelse's wish, you make your own wish.

Got it? Good. Let's start.

I wish I could fly.

[Zythe]

Wish granted but you can never land.

I wish Holly Marie Combs was in love with me.

[Ace]

Granted, but now everybody else hates you.

I wish Kazi would come back to LA.

[Zythe]

Granted, but she will now flame you constantly.

I wish Nightstar would post in this thread.

[Ace]

Granted, but I will post first before she does.

I wish other people would play this game.

[Zythe]

Granted, but it will be a long time from now.

I wish Ace would reply.

[Ember]

wish granted, but he will wait until more people come (several hours)

I wish that I could breath underwater

[Zythe]

Wish granted but now you can't breathe on land

I wish that I knew what to wish for.

[Ember]

wish granted but now you are bound to wishing for horrible things every day of your life whether you like it or not .

I wish I had a thousand lives

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but they all end in horrible deaths.

I wish Nintendo beat Sony and Microsoft in video games quality and sales for the rest of all eternity.

[Toan]

Granted, but now enternity ends tomorrow.

I wish I had a much better computer.

[He-Man]

Granted, but now it crashes with every start.

I wish I was invulnerable.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but you will still feel horrible pain and you will be there to experience the Sun sucking up Earth and then exploding.

I wish Toan's gills were sealed and he couldn't breathe.

[Toan]

Granted, but you forget that I don't need to breathe - I'm cool like that.

I wish for world peace.

[D~N]

granted, but now you can't breathe either.

I wish i were Link

EDIT: never mind, toan is fast

Granted, but the world you wished for is mars.

Same wish; I wish i were link.

[Toan]

(No worries, I'll play off your wish and all's fixed!)

Granted, but now you're discovered and banned.

I wish for world peace.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but now martians are invading.

Good job at the Link joke there, Toan. XD

I wish I was leader of the world for one day and nobody or nothing, including me, was harmed or injured.

[Ember]

granted but now your day is only 3 hours long

I wish I had all the money in the world and none of it got burned

[Stew]

Granted, but everyone had some sort of stalk, and worked at wall street. When you got the money it caused an ecinomical breakdown, and everyone kills themselves.

tough break.

I wish for a magic power...(I can see how this will crash and burn...)

[D~N]

granted, now you are supper slow.

I wish I was 100x stronger than the average person.

[Ace]

Granted, but there will always be someone that can kick your ass.

I wish I had a new banner for my forum signature.

[Toan]

Granted, but there's a trojan embedded in it.

I wish I had a snack.

[Ace]

Granted, but you can't eat it until you're 80 years old.

I wish Sephie would visit LA more often.

[Rhiannon]

Granted, but she'll never talk to you or acknowledge you.

I wish my eyes would stop hurting.

[Zythe]

Granted, but now they fall out.

I wish I knew why there's a LttP bomb in front of Toan's name.

[D~N]

granted, but now lttp doesn't exist.

I wish that this thread would make it to page two

[Ace]

Granted, but you won't have the first post on that page.

I wish that I had a new saxophone.

[Zythe]

Granted, but it's a carbon copy of your old one.

I wish our new dorms came with badges next to our names.

[Toan]

Granted, but you'd have to sacrifice your dorm color instead. (In all seriousness, it's not a bomb in front of my name, it's a Pendant. Vet got bored, so that's what he did - gave the mods and supermods snazzy names. The thing is, the html input for these names is limited, so it's either a color or a picture... the admins are working to get both. XP)

I wish the damn toilet wasn't broken.

[Zythe]

Granted, but now it works in reverse (try guess what will happen!).

I wish that there were more fishes on LA.