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[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but a friend calls Nintendo to come and fix it.

I wish I had a wish in mind.

[He-Man]

Granted, but now your wish will never be granted

I wish I was nothing but dark matter in space

[Ace]

Granted, but the dark matter consumes the sun and it would always be nighttime.

I wish the arcade was brought back... Oh how I owned Tetris... *sigh*

[He-Man]

Granted, but you lost your Tetris title and will have to fight hard to get it back.

I wish I could heal scratches in phonograph records.

[Toan]

Granted, but now for every scratch on a record you heal, you create ones exponentially larger on yourself.

I wish for $1000 dollars.

[Ace]

Granted, but you deposit it into my bank account.

I wish I had a new car.

[NightStar]

Granted, and as you pull it out of the parking lot it is totaled by an 18 wheeler but you survive to pay for everything.

I wish my vision didn't require me to wear contacts or glasses.

[Zythe]

Granted, but now you have the same power as Cyclops from X-Men and when you open your eyes you kill people and blow up houses.

I wish I understood whether Toan is a supermod or not now he has the diamond.

[Toan]

Granted, but he uses his new-found powahs to edit your personal settings and stuff...if he can figure out how to use the damn control panel. (Yeah, last night l-o-s and Khuffie IMed me to inform me of the decision.)

I wish I knew why the guy we paid to powerwash the house is here 3 days early. o.o

[Zythe]

Granted, but now he has to kill you.

I wish someone would post in the new LA Awards forums. (It's 13 versus Zythe in one of them!)

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but they vote for me, you bastard!

I wish Zythe would experience a horrible death, and I wouldn't be affected in any way besides happiness.

[Zythe]

Granted, I win the poll and open Primus' seal but I come out on the other side, having been revived by the power of the void and live a life of luxury surrounded by beautiful women who make fun of 13 without him knowing so he continues to live in "happines".

I wish LA would be more active.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Grantred, but it's because Link joins 50 more times.

I wish I knew how wrote the book of love.

[Zythe]

Granted. "How wrote the book of love". But who is How - you'll never know.

I wish Rhiannon would get confetti thrown at her

[He-Man]

Granted, but it gets thrown back at you.

I wish.... I wish.... the big bang never happened

[Zythe]

Granted, but it's scheduled to happen tomorrow.

I wish some people would go to the new forum NOW.

[D~N]

granted, but now will never come, because time is an illusion.

I wish that a fireman would fall out of a window in california for no reason at all.

[Showsni]

Granted. He lands on you.

I wish I was better at sports.

[Zythe]

Granted, but the police find steroids in your backpack and because of a temporary change in the law you get put to death.

I wish Chik was a hobbit <.<

[Showsni]

Granted, but she finds out who wished her that way and takes a terrible vengeance.

I wish I could live forever.

[Zythe]

Granted, but people time travel to before the wish was made and kill you when you start outliving your grandchildren.

I wish someone would reply to "When Bollards Attack!".

[D~N]

granted, but your now blind and can't see it.

I wish that fireman didn't land on me.
(oh, and he fell across the whole country because I'm in NY )

[Zythe]

Granted, but now you land on him.

I wish I had three wishes.

[D~N]

granted; but you are forced to give them to a begger wihtnothing to his/her name out of pity.

I wish that i had some ice cream

[Zythe]

Granted. Killer ice cream.

I wish MJ would reply on AIM.

[D~N]

granted, but aim is taken over by a cheese company and all you get is CHEESE!!!!!!!!!1

I wish i had a a small amount of money to spend on myself.

[Zythe]

Granted, but the value of the money rises and it becomes a large amount of money and you're forced to spend all of it on yourself! All of it! Cuz I'm nice like that.

I wish things would turn out right ::sob

[D~N]

granted, but that happens while you sleep, and only while you sleep.

I wish that the driving age was 13 (my age)

[He-Man]

Granted, but now you crash.

I wish Zythe got spat through a white hole into another universe.

[D~N]

granted. Now he teleports back to get revenge (he can do that you know)

I wish that I could play the piano better