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[Vazor]

Granted. Too bad the piano was brought to life and ate your head off.

I wish that Futurama would come back on the air.

[He-Man]

Granted, but now it's on a channel you can't get.

I wish somebody would reply to "Energy Crisis in Moscow Kills 700,000 Chickens".

[Toan]

Granted, but it's only out of pity. (Just kidding, you know that )

I wish Chik would log on already. o.o

[He-Man]

Granted, but she logs on at the most inconvenient time.

I wish the Fraggle Rock character "Cantus the Minstrel" was real.

[Fizzbit]

Granted, but you won't know about it.

I wish I had a whole wall shelf's worth of yaoi.

[NightStar]

Granted, but it's all wrapped up in that annoying plastic wrap and you can never get it open to read it.

I wish I had a good wish.

[Zythe]

Granted. But everyone else gets better ones.

I wish the world was like a musical.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but everyone will sing so horribly off key that not only will glass shatter, but so will human bone.

I wish the Nintendo Revolution would beat the other home consoles.

[Zythe]

Granted, but it wil just be a massive touch screen which you find impossible to play.

I wish Revolution will be better than it looks currently.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it doesn't work properly.


I wish I could meditate under a waterfall.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but it will be the Niagra Falls and it will be Winter and hence you will be frozen in the water.

I wish that Sony fanboys weren't so stupid.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but they kidnap whoever isn't and make them into Sony employees.


I wish I had contact lenses.

[NightStar]

Granted, but they get stuck to your eyes and you go blind.

I wish I didn't have to work tonight.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but you realize that you have nothing but work to do.

I wish I had a wish.

[Zythe]

Granted, but it's to die.

I wish I looked better.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but everyone else looks better than you.


I wish I had more anime.

[Showsni]

Granted - you have so much that it collapses in on itself forming a black hole and throwing you into another dimension where you are forced to be the slave of a small family of ballpoint pens.

I wish I get As in all my A2s.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

^Granted, but then you become one yourself.


I wish I wasn't bored.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but it's because you're fighting for your life.

I wish I had a donut that wouldn't harm me.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but every copy explodes.



I wish I had some beef jurky.

[Showsni]

Granted, but you becopme so paranoid about a wish coming true that doesn't harm you that you go insane and live out the rest of your days locked away from the world in an asylum.

I wish the Twilight Princess would come out sooner, with no loss in quality.

[NightStar]

Granted, but it used to be your dog.

I wish I had the money to not have to work.

[Zythe]

Granted, but it's stolen and you're arrested and sold to Zythe by the Chinese mafia. Then you see my face and run off frightened. V_V

I wish I felt better.

[Showsni]

Granted, but now everybody else feels worse to balance it out and they all hate you.

I wish I didn't have hayfever.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but now you have STDs.

I wish Zythe would feel better so I could make him unhappy.

[Zythe]

Granted, but my insane smiling causes you to commit suicide. I then get all depressed again o).o)

I wish 13 would stop picking on me.

[He-Man]

Granted, but now everybody else picks on you.

I wish Side 2 of my Brahms Symphony No. 1 record would not sound so scratchy.

[Vazor]

Granted, but I won't give it back to you.

I wish that I could control the weather.

[Zythe]

Granted, but Storm from X-Men comes and beats you up.

I wish "HELLO!"

[He-Man]

Granted, but now everybody says "Goodbye"

I wish I could distract Anakin while Mace is trying to kill Palpatine.