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[Zythe]

Granted, but by teleporting somewhere you exhaust your life force.

I wish Husky would check the Species Thread.

[D~N]

granted, but with his paws he is unable to type a response, so ^ blows up. (for no reason you blow up; lol ^^)

I wish that I could see star wars III again. (SUCH A GOOD MOVIE!!)

[Showsni]

You do, but this time you are hideously disappointed by it.

I wish I could afford all of Christopher Tolkein's books about Middle Earth.

[Ace]

Granted, but now you can't afford anything else.

I wish I had another dog.

[NightStar]

Granted, but your new dog eats you.

I wish I had more money.

[Ember]

granted, but now they're all annoying

I wish today wasn't so dull.

[D~N]

granted, but now every other day is twice as more boring.

i wish that there was a period at the end of this sentence (ha! corrupt that!)

[Vazor]

Granted, but now your period comes after every sentence, not every month.
(Ewwwww!)

I wish that George Harrison and John Lennon were alive again, so that the Beatles could do a reunion tour.

[NightStar]

Granted, but no body wants to come to a concert given by a zombie.

I wish I could be in better physical shape.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but you're now on Planet Sdloenixa where better physical shape means insanely fat with several rolls of flab and a butt the size of an SUV.

I wish somebody would start guessing letters in the Hangman game.

[Zythe]

Granted, but they don't post.

I wish someone would wish something.

[D~N]

granted, but they wish for your death.

i wish that zythe would reply to this post and not someone else.

[He-Man]

Granted, but it's not him who posts

I wish LA had never come into existence.

[D~N]

granted. thats bad in itself

i wish that LA gave away free hats.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but they are all hats of... Zythe's face. Yeah, visors with a pic of Zythe on it. And then you explode. Yeah, you just do.

I wish I could think of a witty response to the hat wish.

[Zythe]

You can, but you snicker to yourself before you can type it and cry.

(Also, that (^) was mean!)

I wish there were arrows on the keyboard other tahn ^<>v.

[NightStar]

Granted but now there are so many you can't ever make a decision of which one to use.

I wish I had more clothes.

[Showsni]

Granted, but you now have so many that you get lost under the huge pile of clothes and slowly starve to death.

I wish I could type faster.

[D~N]

granted, but now your keyboard blows up.....yes, because i put tiny explosives in it or something....

i wish that zythe's fellings wern't hurt by the hat thingy.

[Zythe]

Hat thing? Granted, and you blow up, too because time travelling to undo it caused there to not be a reason to make that wish so it was never made and you die.

I wish people wouldn't pick on me.

[Showsni]

Granted. No one ever picks you for anything ever again, and you get really lonely and upset.

I wish I had a hovercraft.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it blows up with you in it.


I wish I was on the PJT Endless Summer Tour.

[dentaiko]

Granted, but the tour was cancelled.

I wish I didn't just waste ten minutes trying to think of something to wish for...

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but time becomes broken and it takes everyone else 3 years to even check their mail.

I wish I wasn't feeling as crappy as I do now.

[dentaiko]

Granted, but you soon forget why.

I wish a could run away from everything without ever being seen.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but everyone has a radar that senses you instantly.


I wish the Full Metal Alchemist movie would be released in the U.S. sooner.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but now it's dubbed by 4Kids and is fileld with rap and hip-hop, along with a strict "n0 vi0llence" policy and over a dozen cut episodes.

I iwsh I cuold spell bettter.