1616 replies to this topic

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it's all in l33t.

I wish I didn't type that.

[Showsni]

Granted, but now you have to think of a new reply to 13.

I wish my pen hadn't run out of ink.

[Ace]

Granted, but your pen has so much ink in it that the pen explodes.

I wish I had a well-paying job.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but now you want a more fun job.

I wish I could find my other 3 pens.

[Ace]

Granted, but now you misplace 6 other pens.

I wish that I had an uncorruptable wish.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but you hate the wish.


I wish I had a scanner.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but you end up with the variety of scanners that appeared in David Cronenberg's movie, Scanners (1981) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081455/) and they hate you.

I wish I had better drawing skills.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but you're the only one that thinks that.

I wish I had Photoshop.

[Zythe]

Granted, but like a lot of people you can't use it at all.

I wish Yami Link would stop posting bloody reviews.

[D~N]

granted, now link (oh god) posts reviews instead.

i wish didn't have to take final exams.

[Zythe]

Granted, you're given Fs and you become a prostitute to make ends meet.

I wish I could see the future!

[Vazor]

Granted, but you become so depressed about how much of a failure you are in the future that you kill yourself, thus preventing the set future from happening and ripping a hole in the space-time continuum.

I wish more people had good taste in music.

[NightStar]

Granted, but now you can never ever find the cds you want and decide to become a hermit.

I wish I could find my hairbrush...

[Vazor]

Granted, but you mistake it for a meatball, and get it stuck in your throat, suffocating you.

I wish that I din't have to do my Italian class portfolio.

[dentaiko]

Granted, but that event sets off a chain reaction of events inside the international Italian community that ultimately ends in Mario's demise.

I wish I wasn't so damn poor.

[Vazor]

Granted, but you use your money to enlist the services of a prostitute, from whom you contract HIV, Clymidia, Crabs, Herpes, and Syphilis, thus resulting in a very painful death.

I wish that I didn't have to wait til Christmas to get Twilight Princess!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but now you're undead.

I wish that this game would take a surprise turn.

[Zythe]

Granted but it happens and then undoes between posts and now things are fine again, except when it turned around you fell off and died.

I wish that made sense to you.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then it becomes written in an alien language that no one else can understand.


I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Showsni]

Granted, but after you get married you find that she's actually an builder from Edinburgh named Mike.

I wish I were better at Reversi.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then you get beaten by a four-year-old girl named Yuki from Japan.


I wish I wasn't so bored....

[Zythe]

Granted, you're now trapped in a weird sex game with (and underneath) Roseanna Barr.

I wish Nightlife would come out soon and quality would not suffer.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it opens a portal to it's game worls and sucks you in, then you get killed by the fall.


I wish I had the resources to continue my webcomic.

[Zythe]

Granted but then who realise how stupid that sounds because everyone's been doing that.

I wish Winterstale could spell Zythe.

[Stew]

Granted; but he chooses to spell it Zoithe...because you don't like that. =P

I wish that I died a painful death right now. (Try to screw that one up!)

[D~N]

granted. (ha!)

I wish that the unexpected twist was in the next post.

[Vazor]

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Granted, but the font is invisible.

I wish I could learn guitar.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but the strings break the second you touch it for the first time.


I wish that the last 'Happy Birthday' e-mail was really the last one I ever get.