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[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Grantd, but then you... have a heart attack.

I wish I had more time to play Emerald before Pearl and Diamond come out in 9 months without causing any pain to me, anything, or anyone else.

[Zythe]

Granted. Your house melts but because you're on drugs you never know.

I wish we could get to work on the LA skin.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but... you die! Haha!

I wish I saw The Mummy so I could understand The Mummy Returns.

[SOAP]

Wish granted but you STILL don't understand it.

I wish I could get married to Fyxe and father her children.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then you realize that that was a mistake.*puls out knife*Riiiiiiiiiiiight?



I wish that I could practice my sprite customization skills a bit more.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but you realize that you suck.

42.

[Zythe]

7x11 and then 5 which causes 4 to divide and when applied to binomial theorem, you lose the ability to evalatuate spearman's theory of rank correlation coefficient which causes you to explode.

I wish I knew what season 8 of Charmed was about...

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but you realize that you suck.

(Dude, I know I suck! That's why I want to practice!)

Uh... granted?


I wish that I had money right now.

[Zythe]

Granted but it's laced with poison.

.sdrawkcab siht yas dluow uoy hsiw I

[Gabe Puratekuta]

.rof dehsiw uoy tahw wonk t'nod uoy neht tub ,detnarG Ha!


I wish that I had Crystal ver. with me. I'm bored.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but your copy of Crystal is a pirate version and you're found out, caught, arrested, stripped nekkid and locked in a prison cell with a load of men that would like to take out their... ahem... "Snu Snu" frustrations on you.

I wish I could go home and eat.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then you don't make it and die of starvation.


I wish I had something better to do.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but it involves something illegal and youyou're found out, caught, arrested, stripped nekkid and locked in a prison cell with a load of men that would like to take out their... ahem... "Snu Snu" frustrations on you.



I wish my dad would get home and we could finally get to the mall so I could finally get Pokemon Emerald!

[Zythe]

Granted, but... it "is a pirate version and you're found out, caught, arrested, stripped nekkid and locked in a prison cell with a load of men that would like to take out their... ahem... "Snu Snu" frustrations on you."

Hee!

I wish this could be used several more times.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, it suddenly becomes illegal and the next girl gets found out, caught, arrested, stripped nekkid and locked in a prison cell with a load of men that would like to take out their... ahem... "Snu Snu" frustrations on her.

I wish I could get stripped naked.

[Ace]

Granted, but you become the laughing stock of your state.

I wish I had something to do.

[D~N]

Granted, but that's illegal and you are caught, arrested, stripped nekkid and locked in a prison cell with a load of men that would like to take out their... ahem... "Snu Snu" frustrations on you.
yeah. w00t what is that anyway?
I wish that the copy that 13 had wasn't illegal.
EDIT, i replied to 13's thing, but it works for yours too.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but then 13 becomes illegal and is confiscated by the police and locked in their evidence room for all eternity, because some fool screwed up some release paperwork.

I wish Dark~Nut knew that "Snu Snu" is a reference to Futurama and is a replacement phrase for the phrase, sexual intercourse.

[D~N]

Oh, i remember that one!!! That's one of the only 6 episodes i saw, or at least the one that i remember! Anyway, Granted, but now futurama doesn't exsist, nor your wish, or anything!! o.O

i wish that i remembered the sn snu is a reference to futurama before wolf told me.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but you decide to try it out and get slapped to death.

I saw that episode too.

I wish someone could re-post the "you are caught, arrested, stripped nekkid and locked in a prison cell with a load of men that would like to take out their... ahem... "Snu Snu" frustrations on you" thing again.

[D~N]

granted, but because of your inappropriate wish, you are caught, arrested, stripped nekkid and locked in a prison cell with a load of men that would like to take out their... ahem... "Snu Snu" frustrations on you.

i wish that the sky was falling. On ALL of us

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but you are the only one harmed.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[D~N]

granted, now you have too many things to do and get a headache and explode from not taking an asprin.

I wish that the cup was half empty, not half full.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but your wish is corrupted.

I wish the above statement would be used multiple times in this game.

[D~N]

Granted, but your wish is corrupted.

I wish the above statement........ j/k! I wish that all of the PS3 models exploded, and the blueprints were lost and forgoten, and sony dies from lack of sales. NOW

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but that's console bashing, which is illegal on LA and you are caught, arrested, stripped nekkid and locked in a prison cell with a load of men that would like to take out their... ahem... "Snu Snu" frustrations on you.

I wish 4Kids wasn't responsible for translating the Kirby anime. T_T

[Zythe]

Granted, also THEY ARE BANNED FROM ANIME FOREVER!

Ahem. I wish Simpsons' quality was back.

[D~N]

granted, but the quality is in another show you hate.

I wish i went to mcdonalds for lunch instead of Burger king.

[Vazor]

Granted, but then you realize that Wendy's is better.

I wish my wish would be corrupted! (Try and corrupt that!)

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but in corrupting your wish, your wish then becomes invalid. Once it becomes invalid in the past, that means your wish was never asked, thus seeing as you never made the wish you made, it was not corrupted. That in turn means that the wish was never corrupted, so the wish becomes corrupted again... and the logical impossibility causes the entire Universe to collapse on itself in one huge headache.

I wish that George W. Bush was chased out of office for humorous reasons, like being found making love to an apple pie.