1616 replies to this topic

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but now everywhere you go is blocked by fish!!!


I wish my comp had a seperate internet connection.

[He-Man]

Granted, but now the internet connection allows hackers easy access

I wish DarkJuno would post in this thread for fun

[Zythe]

Granted, but the posts are blocked by your browser's built in and secret NEVERGONNAHAPPEN-blocker.

I wish I felt more comfortable posting in block caps.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but they always look like crap.


I wish I had a gun that can change the forms of people. THen I'd have a lot more fun......

[Zythe]

Granted, but they'll change back within half a second.

I wish enchantedtoast would stick to one avatar for a whole fortnight.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it's one that nobody likes and wishes he'd change it.


I wish I could draw like I was a good Manga artist.

[Zythe]

Granted, but it will only happen once and it will be a picture of dog doo.

I wish that for a day I was the admin of this forum.

[Ace]

Granted, but everybody else still draws better than you.

I wish I had a new computer.

I wish the damn toilet wasn't broken.

Granted, but now it works in reverse (try guess what will happen!).

ROFL

[Zythe]

I didn't get a response... I'll just say it again.

Granted, but it will cost you your sax.

I wish that for a day I was the admin of this forum.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but you can only have dial-up installed on it.

I wish dragons were real.

[Zythe]

Ahem. I'm like so getting ignored.

Granted, but one kills you.

I wish someone would go back and actually read my last two wishes.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but they keep on getting ignored.


I wish I can fuse with a friend.

[Zythe]

Granted, but your friend overtakes you completely and now there's nothing left of you.

I wish American anime would die.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it leaves a huge scar on society and everyone kills themselves.


I wish someone would kick George W. Bush in the nuts for the war.

[Zythe]

Granted, but he likes it. He REALLY likes it.

I wish two countries I never heard of would go to war and not get any other countries involved and especially not me.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but you get involed anyeway.


I wish I had some food right now....

[Zythe]

Granted, but you choke to death on it.

I wish ... that ... yes. Try and corrupt that!

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it goes horribly wrong.


I wish that............Hey! Look over there! It's a three-headed monkey!*runs away*

[Showsni]

That's not even a wish, but the three headed monkey eats you anyway.

I wish I could become a millionaire...

[Zythe]

Granted, and when nothing bad happens you get so paranoid you commit suicide.

I wish that no train would ever run me over.

[NightStar]

Granted, but now all cars are out to get you!!

I wish I didn't get confused so easily.

[Showsni]

Granted. You no longer ever get confused, because you die.

I wish I could live happily ever after.

[Zythe]

Granted, you experience on second of happiness in which you die. Monica Louinski then washes out her mouth.

I wish ... someone would wish something in their next post.

[Showsni]

They do, but you never get to read it because your computer explodes.

I wish I had something to drink.

[Zythe]

Wish granted. You may now drink your relatives' blood straight from their train-hit corpses.

I wish that someone would give me an excuse to post this joke I head in this thread.

[NightStar]

Granted... too bad your fingers are now broken and you can not type the joke.

I wish I could get a really nice hairstyle.

[D~N]

granted, but now the hairstyle is the nice one on the planet *garflex 9* and they have cobras as hair.

I wish that someone would actually answer the question of Zythe that kept getting ignored before (I still want to know what you people say happens)

[He-Man]

Granted, but now you can't even access the internet.

I wish I could uncorrupt Chik.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but she somehow corrupts herself again. Dammit!

I wish enchantedtoast was older than me, yet I stay the exact same age I am right now and get older by the natural motion of time that is not tempered with any member on LA.

[He-Man]

Granted, but now you get younger instead.

I wish I had a broken Famicom Disk System