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[D~N]

ok, but now XD(the smiley face) is crap....

i wish what i just said made sence to you.

[Goose]

Granted, but now nothing else you say makes sense.

I wish I could take over the world and make you all my minions, mu ho ha ha *cough* ha *gag* ha *choke* ha.

[D~N]

granted, but you die from choking and laughing.

i wish people didn't die so often i this thread.

[Armeggadon]

granted, but you die
i wish i coudl come up with a good wish

[D~N]

granted, but it destroys the earth.....our earth!!!!

i wish i was an acorn again

[Vazor]

Granted, but you get stepped on and crushed.

I wish the Vazoria-Zythican Empire would have great success!

[Zythe]

Granted.

I wish Chikara Nadir would confess her sexual orientation.

[Vazor]

Granted, but it turns out she's straight and the two of you have a wild affair.

I wish I didn't have finals tomorrow...

[D~N]

granted, but you are found caught blah blah blah, "snu snu", blah blah blah....

i wish i took the time to go back a page and fing the actuall quote of the "snu snu" thing.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but then I force you to watch the 4Kids dub of the Kirby movie. Fate worse than death. T_T

I wish 4Kids would actually dub their animes like they cared.

[D~N]

granted, but it's dubed like speed racer cartoons and the timing is SO off.

i wish speed racer re-runs were back on. man that was a good and porrly dubed show.

[Vazor]

Granted, but you go deaf and attempt (and fail) to read their lips.

I wish that I would do well on my Global History final tomorrow.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but only because you went back in time to alter events so that whatever you write in the exam becomes true. Unfortunately, this has the knock-on effect of altering your past, such that you are now a transsexual transvestite homosexual with a split personality that is the complete opposite.

I wish Twilight Princess and the promise of a Revolution Zelda game would destroy Playstation and XBOX.

I wish I had posted after that particular post, because I had a great perversion for it involving a net of fishes, Nintendo taking over the world, a bucket of tree sap, and of course catching the sexiest guy on Earth, arresting him, stripping him nekkid and locking him in a cell filled with a load of men that would like to take out their... ahem... "Snu Snu" frustrations on him.

[Zythe]

Granted, but you get weird looks.

I wish that WolfOD would say what program he made his banner with.

[D~N]

granted, but you have never heard of it. so, naturally, you go on an epic quest to find out which one it is and you are slain be moblins.

i wish zythe would stop changing his avatar(s) EDIT: after he gets his plain tri-thingy back)

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but then Zythe keeps changing his username, the usernames of every other user and their avatars, until you have no idea who is who and end up being chatted up by a very lonely Osama bin Laden.

I wish that WolfOD would say what program he made his banner with

Can't. I had someone else make it for me.

As for my wish, I wish the sky was purple. (Ha! Let's see you come up with an interesting perversion on that wish!)

[Vazor]

Granted, but it gives you herpes.

I wish that my pet goldfish Wolverine never died...he lived for, like, ten years, and then mysteriously died after the first time my dad fed him. <_<

[D~N]

granted, but then you buy a hamster who dies the day after....tough luck

i wish it was friday

[Vazor]

Granted, but it gives you herpes.

I wish that they wouldn't make a movie of my favorite book, Ender's Game.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but they do anyway.

I wish they'd make a movie based on a book from my all-time favorite series: The Dragonriders of Pern.

[D~N]

granted, but the tickets cost $349,576.89

i wish that there was another good lotr style movie out right now.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it becomes like the others. Bo~ring!


I wish that someone other than us were posting here right now.

[D~N]

granted, but then this post becomes null and void....yeah.

i wish i tought of a better loophole than that.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then every other loophole becomes worse and you turn into a pile of bacon.


I wish that I didn't have to move or that I moved weeks ago.

[D~N]

granted, but now your stuck with out a house and live in a moving van
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OT: so, is your house gonna be nice? :oT
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i wish for world peace

[Gabe Puratekuta]

OT: Don't know. I haven't found one yet.
Granted, but then everyone gets bored and plays KOTOR for weeks.

I wish I could've thought of a better one than that.

[D~N]

granted, but it was a loophole for the destruction of your new house XP.

i wish i knew what the acronym KOTOR stood for.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

OT:> It stands for Knights of the Old Republic<
Granted, but then you don't get it.

I wish that I had eaten before I left.

[D~N]

OT> oh! silly me<
granted, but then you feel bloated.

i wish i had star wars battlefront for x-box

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but you don't have any memory for it and all the stores are out for the next six weeks.

I wish I knew what kind of memory X-Box used.