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[D~N]

granted, but it's fake money and you are found out, caught, arrested, stripped nekkid and locked in a prison cell with a load of men that would like to take out their... ahem... "Snu Snu" frustrations on you.
weeeeeeeeee!
i wish i wasn't hyper right now.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted. But you die, Darkky.

I wish I would finally make a Zelda timeline banner.

[D~N]

granted, but as we all know, it doesn't work.

i wish that i had 3 more wishes

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but then I kill you.

granted, but as we all know, it doesn't work.

*KILLS*

I wish I could somehow get rid of Darkky's body.

[D~N]

granted, but it becomes un-dead and it attacks you, i mean i attack you, i mean, no wait!!! arrg!

i wish i wasn't losing my mind.

[Ace]

Granted, but now you lose your soul. :icon_twis

I wish I had twenty dollars.

[Vazor]

Granted, but you use it on a prostitute, who gives you herpes.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

I wish Vazor would wish for something.

[Vazor]

Granted, but it's for your death.

I wish I would stop forgetting to put the last parts in my posts on these games!

[Goose]

Granted, but now you forget the first part of your post, and none of it makes sense.

I wish I were a more accurate typer.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but you can only type in l33t.

I wish my body didn't look like it was dying.

[Vazor]

Granted, but it still feels like it's dying.

I wish that I wasn't so tired.

[Zythe]

Granted, but you spread disease.

I wish Ero and GK would post here.

[Vazor]

Granted, but they post offensive things and get banned.

I wish that I could find a good server for my site...

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but no one visits it.

I wish I could figure out how to stop Norton Internet Security from removing the http "referer" header, whatever the freaking Heck that is.

[Vazor]

Granted, but your computer crashes.

I wish for a fresh bowl of popcorn.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but you burn your mouth.

I wish this wish would be corrupted.

[Zythe]

Granted. It become a wish for you to die. Granted. You die.

I wish the next post would involve cameras.

[Vazor]

Granted, but it's me, so it won't be funny.

I wish that cameras were the dominant life form on the planet Earth.

[Zythe]

That would be shit scary so no.

I wish I had Anyanka's powers.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

That would be scary shit so no.

I wish the person posting after me would not post "that would be scary shit so no".

[Zythe]

That would be scary shit so no.

I wish the next poster would post "That would be scary shit so no".

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Not granted.

I wish.... for.... peace on Mars.

[Vazor]

Granted, but peace happens to be the Martian word for "raining iron acidic spike balls," and you are single-handedly responsible for the extinction of the entire Martian race. Way to go, asshole.

I wish that Yankees fans weren't such jerks.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but it's because you killed them all which is illegal. You are found out, caught, arrested, stripped nekkid and locked in a prison cell with a load of men that would like to take out their... ahem... "Snu Snu" frustrations on you.

I wish my sisters weren't so bitchy.

[Vazor]

Granted, but then they get preppy, which is worse.

I wish I could play guitar.

[D~N]

granted, but sudden;y the organ becomes cool and you're MORE of a loser...

i wish for peace on uranus (the planet)

[Vazor]

Granted, but the person you wished to mistook your words and he now has a very content rear end.

I wish I had a girlfriend...

[D~N]

granted, she is ugly (shoulda saw it coming)

i wish i had a HOT girl friend

[Vazor]

Granted, but she's so hot that you catch fire and die before ever seeing her naked.

I wish I had a SEXY girlfriend, who didn't die, catch on fire, or cause my death.