1616 replies to this topic

[D~N]

granted, but she becomes a star in europe and you never see her again

i wish for a nickle

[Vazor]

Granted, but it's radioactive and it turns you into Nickel-Man, and you get shot for having such a retarded super-name.

I wish that the bathroom was closer...

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but everything's blocked and human faeces are filling up the bathroom quickly. The water! Fluids best left unmentioned soak your feet and trousers and the smell! Dear Lord, the SMELL!!

I wish to be Supreme Ruler of the Earth.

[D~N]

ganted, no one likes it and they revolt and kill you.

I wish for more super powers.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but you end up with the super power of stench.

I wish I could draw better.

[Zythe]

Granted, but with it comes a weakness to Earthanite aka soil, and you die.

EDIT: Damn you wolf!

Granted, just cuz I'm nice like that.

I wish I had powers, too.

[D~N]

Granted, but with it comes a weakness to Earthanite aka soil, and you die.



I wish that JUST FOR ONE DAY, vazor could remember the second part of his post.

[Vazor]

Granted, but you get herpes.

I wish that those f***ing Geico commercials would be off the air.

[D~N]

granted, now they take over the radio (and they are funny, why get rid of them?!?)

i wish vazor understood...

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but because your wish was so vague, Vazor understands everything and goes insane from all that information. This results in a one-Vazor killing spree that inevitably wipes out all life in the Universe, including you.

I wish that people put more thought into these games.

[D~N]

granted, but now there is so much thought, you are lost in the thinking of this simple games, and because you lack the proper knowledge, you end up being shunned from the gaming area.

i wish i had a fish!

[Ace]

Granted, but it's a piranha that always tries to bite bite your fingers off.

I wish money grew on trees.

[D~N]

granted, but thats illeagle and you are caught, ....bla bla bla.....snu snu...bla bla.

I wish for a SMALL pet fish

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then it catches on fire and dies.


I wish I had a way to post my drawings on the net.

[Ace]

Granted, but the links to your pictures never work.

Seriously... www.imageshack.us

I wish I could fly.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

www.imageshack.us

Puh-lease! Don't insult me with that! I use Photobucket.


Granted, but it only lasts for 15 minutes and you fall like a rock over a spike pit.


I wish I had a decent scanner.

[NightStar]

Granted, but it's so good that it leaves you.

I wish I had a new pet.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, and it's ME!!!


I wish my comp had net access.

[D~N]

granted, but you can only go to "nick jr.com"

i wish for a refrigerator

[Vazor]

Granted, but you get stuck inside and are frozen in suspended animation until the year 7328 AD, where OldManCard-ism has become the only legal religion, and you are forced to sexually submit to the legion of Old Man Cards until you die a slow painful death of asspain.

Oh, and you get herpes.

I wish it wasn't raining...

[D~N]

granted, not it is hailing, the size of minivans

i wish this sentence wasn't in exsistance

[Vazor]

That wish is impossible to grant, as it is not a sentence, given its lack of capitalization, punctuation, and proper spelling.

I wish people didn't suck.

[D~N]

granted, now they are just jerks.

i wish for the best wish ever

[Vazor]

Granted, but it is so good that you no longer have anything else to accomplish, so you decide to go into prostitution, where you get herpes.

I wish all the world's rappers would simultaneously explode, leaving the world free from their suckiness.

[D~N]

granted, but they all explode right next to you,

i wish for cereal

[Vazor]

Granted, but the snap-crackle-pop is the sound of your back breaking, getting trampled, and exploding.

I wish the Mets would be better.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but because you didn't specify what they would get better at, the Mets are now better at losing games.

I wish that the next person to post has a sense of humour.

[D~N]

granted, you get blow to bits! *laugs in a insult-comic type of way*

i wish i was good enough to be an insult comic (something ive always wanted to do)

[Vazor]

Granted, but you get insulted by a comic better than you, and the emotional pain it causes drives you to suicide, and your herpes-ridden corpse is found in the river.

I wish the radio station wasn't on commercial...

[D~N]

granted, now they play suckish songs.

I wish someone revived this thread quicker.