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[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but it is so correct that no other games can fit in or around the timeline and the Zelda series dies a horrible, horrible death.

I wish for the most confusing wish ever.

[Zythe]

Granted, but that means I can't grant it, and you're stuck in a loop for all time.

I wish Dark~Nut had the sense to type "Reichstag" into google, where he would have discovered it is the German Parliament, which Hitler took over out of elections. It also looks very cool on fire.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but then he discovers the Bundestag and the new Reichstag and gets thoroughly confused despite the fact that it's quite easy to figure out which is which.

I wish that a witch may not wish upon a witch or grant wishes to witches and that all their wishes henceforth would be mere wishfulfilment.

[D~N]

errrr...granted...I'm not reading that whole thing....

I wish i didn't look on google for reichstag.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but you get a whole bunch of reichstag pop-ups.

I wish my Numel would evolve.

[Zythe]

Granted, but it becomes Missingno and messes up your game.

I wish 13's Zubat would evolve, too.

[D~N]

granted, but it becomes missingno and y......

i wish i had a flash program

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but if slows your computer down.

(For the record, my Zubat and Treecko are above evolving level, but I'm waiting for them to learn some moves quicker. Well, my Zubat anyways, my Treecko's gonna be a Treecko forever.)

I wish they would make a third season of the Kirby anime.

[Zythe]

Granted, and to make it better, 4Kids blows up and its taken over by whoever did Gundam Wing. YAY!

I wish 13 would elaborate on his eternal Treecko. Is it because Treecko is cooler than its evolutions IYO?

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted. Yes, its because Grovyle and Sceptile are simply dumb-looking.

I wish Ditto were wild in Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald.

[Zythe]

Granted, but that's all there is and you have to constantly witness the annoyingness of "DITTO transforms into... DITTO!"

I wish every line in Pokemon didn't end with either "!", "?" or "...".

[Vazor]

Granted, but now the sentences never end because periods are illegal in both Kanto and Johto.

I wish the Who would never die! (I'm listening to them on the radio now)

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but the Who will go boo-hoo, because though they will never die, they will get insanely old and everyone will say, "The Who who?" and the Who will go boo hoo because of it.

I wish that the fish on the dish will wish upon a witch and whichever witch grants the wish will forever be wished upon by witchy fishes and fishy witches.

[D~N]

granted, but now the witchy withc that is forever wished upon comes to kill you for making her a wishing-witch.

I wish that zythe was back

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Not granted.

I wish people whos top saying things like "I wish that the fish on the dish will wish upon a witch and whichever witch grants the wish will forever be wished upon by witchy fishes and fishy witches."

[D~N]

granted, now they say it like a n00b: | w|sh 4 teh ficsh o|| ae dicsh adn a whitch with teh magic and teh pow3rs 3ats me.

I wish n00bs were smarter.

[Vazor]

Granted, but forum veterens are now dumber, especially forum veteran Veteran, and he is removed from his status on LA, and you are held responsible, causing a chain of events that ends with you getting herpes.

I wish Dark~Nut would stop getting herpes...

[D~N]

granted, now you get herpes.

I wish that this game exploded

[Vazor]

Granted, but all the pieces land on you, putting you in unbelievable pain putting you an inch from death, but not quite.

I wish I didn't have a headache...

[D~N]

granted, now you have a heart attack.

I wish ACE didn't get up at 1:30 AM to post this game.

[Vazor]

Not granted. I want him to be tired, darnit!

I wish the preceeding comment made sense.

[D~N]

granted, it made so much sence it makes all your other posts sound like n00b posts, now nobody takes you seriously.

I wish I had the "boomerang" tv program to watch old tv shows.

[Vazor]

Granted, but you can't get any other channels.

I wish that girls liked me more...

[D~N]

granted, but as a side effect, guys like you too.

I wish for a longer wish.

[Vazor]

Granted, but it's so long that it pokes your eye out.

I wish I had one of those old NES Power Gloves.

[D~N]

granted, you poke your own eye out on accident with it on.

i wish i didn't sell my old NES.

[Vazor]

Granted, but it doesn't work, because nobody has a working NES.

I wish I had a puppy.

[D~N]

granted, it is that dog from harry potter and the sorcerer's stone.

I wish (yup)

[Vazor]

Granted, but the HPD (Hyrule Police Department) arrests you for the rape and murder of Link.

I wish that Link was alive again...

[D~N]

granted, he comes back as a zombie and kills you and frees the other zombies you have locked up.

I wish *insert coin* (u-huh *nods*)