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[Bond Extreme]

Wish granted, but now your wife, and all of her friends are coming after you. :icon_evil

I wish I could be James Bond.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Wish granted, 006 got to jealous and murdered you the very same night

I wish for tons of money

[dentaiko]

Granted, but it's Monopoly money. Too bad.

I wish I didn't have to start uni again in a week.

[NightStar]

Granted but then you realize you're really bored and lost without it.


I wish I could move out of my house now instead of next month.

[dentaiko]

Granted, but it doesn't work out and you come home again. Sorry.

I wish I could get this stupid IM thing to work!

[Nevermind]

Dammit, Den.

Granted, but now everyone wants to cyber.



I wish I could travel [img]http://forums.legendsalliance.com/public/ALOT.png[/img] more.

[dentaiko]

Granted, but you soon realise there's no place like home.

I wish I had more choc-mint slice biscuits...

[Bond Extreme]

Wish granted, but the food was poisenes and gave you constepation for 4 hours.

I wish I had a life time supply of coke.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, a bunch of science-nerds capture you and keep you to study

I wish i could shapeshift

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, but those shoes weigh a ton

I wish for a genie

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, you have to wait MORE than four monthes

I wish i could play guitar faster without breaking strings

[Bond Extreme]

Granted, but everone hates your music.

I wish I owned some Pikmin

[NightStar]

Granted but they overthrow you and make you build little pyrimids in their honor.

I wish I could sing better.

[D~N]

granted, now you sing so good, those pesky scientists come to study you now.

i wish for a new set of quality golf clubs that can't break.

[Bond Extreme]

Granted, but some golfers steal them from you.

I wish I had a tux.

[Nevermind]

Granted, but it turns out it's just painted on. You nekkie.


I wish Full Metal Alchemist went for more than 51 episodes ;_;

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but the only way you can view them is by downloading the entire collection off the Net through BitTorrent and you have a dial-up connection that disconnects every hour, making the wait so unbearable you go crazy and are locked up in an institute, never to see your precious FMA episodes ever again! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!

I wish the DVD I ordered isn't in Spanish. It might be in Spanish, but I'm not entirely sure now. Stupid list of episodes written in Spanish... That site description clearly said it was in English...

[Bond Extreme]

Granted, but now its Japanese.

I wish for a super computer.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, but the governmetn came within the hour and confiscated it

I wish i had a better TV

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, but that license was in fact a fake, and you were caught and thrown into jail

I wish my laptop wasnt in french...

[Billy Goat]

Granted, but now its chinese, unless you already know it, then the chinese mafia comes after you because you read a secret message in chinnese on your laptop.


I wish that I had the next-gen consoles right now, with the games.

[Ace]

Granted, but they all malfunction.

I wish Super Smash Bros. Melee would come out for the DS. Don't you dare corrupt this. You know you want it.

[dentaiko]

Granted, but after you found it, you were soon hit with the reality that it was only ever was of those fake gameboys that had the nintendo candy inside and you've never been able to play it.

I wish I could save more money.

[Nevermind]

Granted, but then you go to buy something and you're mugged. And the muggers spent it all on alcohol, and they don't even offer you any.


I wish it rained.