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[dentaiko]

Granted, but it rained men, killing thousands...

I wish I had a food materialising machine, like on star trek.

[Nevermind]

Granted, but it only materialises cold brussel-sprouts.


I wish I could play my guitar a little faster o.o

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, you played so fast, other people got jealous, and you were killed the next day by some garage band guitarist

I wish i had a shotgun

[dentaiko]

Granted, but you blew your foot off and your Mum confiscated it until she felt you'd learned your lesson.

I wish underpants never needed to be washed.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, but those same pesky scientists came and took your underpants for study

I wish those pesky scientists would stop coming

[dentaiko]

YES, I THINK EVERYONE DOES.

I wish sleep wasn't so damn neccessary.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but then it turns out that you are a scientist yourself, in which case you would cease to exist (to stop coming anywhere near yourself). There is, of course, a much dirtier minded alternative, but I'll leave that for you to think about.

I wish that I could get an mp3 player for cheap.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, you find out its broken beyond repair

I wish scientists stop their robot making

[dentaiko]

Granted, but now factories everywhere get shafted because of your wish, resulting in the end of the world.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

[D~N]

granted, you now have to work EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE!!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

i wish i was taller

[dentaiko]

Granted, but your head looks oddly out of comparison to the rest of your body.

I wish I could read people's minds.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, You see how strange people really are and thus commit suicide

I wish for a penny

[D~N]

granted, now that's all you have to your name and you starve.

I wish i had oodles of money all to my self thatcan't be destroyed and it's perfectly legal.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, but again them scientists came and stole it for a research project

I wish someone would invent a teleporter

[dentaiko]

Granted, and you're never seen again...

I wish I could get to sleep.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, you never wake up

I wish i wasnt bored

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but in order to distract you from your boredom, you are given so much work you die from stress.

I wish all your base are belong to us.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, the base contained a nuclear warhead that exploded as soon as you approached it

I wish I had new speakers for my computer

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, same thing happens to your camera

I wish i had a faster internet speed

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, the but you didnt speicfy "fan" so some crazed fanatic bursts into your house asking for an autograph and you eventually die of stress

I wish for my light to work

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, but alas, just like Navi, it ditches you

I wish i could figure out why my Private messaging was disabled...

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, everyone else in your town is gone...

I wish the seventh harry potter book would come out soon...

[Showsni]

Granted, but it's so rushed that all it consists of is the sentences "Harry turned around, and saw Voldemort behind him - oh no! Voldemort killed him, and ate his scar. The end."

I wish that I had a replica shield.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, but it's poor quality and breaks when I hit it with a sword, and the sword is gauged into your arm. Sorry 'bout that.

I wish 4Kids was actually good at dubbing. <_<

[Octorok]

Granted, but they went out of business

I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, that wish being granted is bad enough...

I wish I wasnt so tired