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[Vazor]

Uh...granted. I think.

I wish I understood the things Dark~Nut says.

[D~N]

Granted, he was posting in all the wrong threads purposly. Now you do the same and get in trouble with the mods.

I wish I was a mod *stares into the sky and strokes chin as he thinks about the possibilities*

[Vazor]

NOT GRANTED! *shudders*

I wish that all the mods, supermods, and admins would have a tournament to see who is the greatest of them all!

[D~N]

not granted, because we all know I'd win.

I wish TP was playable fully, with no flaws and only i had one. and my gamecube didn't plow up or break in any way when i play it. and the disk didn't break. and ther was no flaws to my TV.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but you die of a heart attack and end up going to Hell, thus ensuring that you never play the game!

I wish for a witty response to this wish (that does not constitute soley of the words, Mamma and Your).

[D~N]

granted: yo daddy's so fat, when he puts on a yellow shirt, people board him to get to school!

i wish "yo mamma" jokes were funnier.

[Vazor]

Granted, but now all other jokes are less funny.

I wish George Steinbrenner would have a heart attack.

[dentaiko]

Granted, but he left a note telling the world it was your fault.

I wish I'd actually done some of the work I was supposed to on my month off...

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then it gets sloppy.

I wish for a beer float right about now.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but because I don't know what the Heck a beer float is, I give you a beer that's floating away from you on a dead penguin.

(What? It's a beer. It's floating! Give me a break!)

I wish I knew what a beer float is.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, I will tell you. It's like a root beer float, but it's beer instead of soda.


I wish people would let me transform them when I ask.

[D~N]

granted. someone asks you to turn them into a giant monster, and they eat you.

I wish for a cool pinky ring.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

granted, but you turn into an Octorok because it's the Octo ring.

I wish Phantasy Star Universe was for Gamecube.

[Vazor]

Granted!

I wish for a logical explanation to debunk all those Nintendo naysayers who say stuff along the lines off: "OMG! Nintend0 1s teh kidd-e!!!!111two!"

[D~N]

granted: say " well, what makes Playstation 2 grown-up-y?" they can't answer. Oh, and you blow up.

I wish Nintendo and Microsoft would merge and flush the competition. *coughPS2cough*

[Billy Goat]

Granted! But Sega starts over and comes up with a new console, destroying Nintendo/Microsoft.


I wish I had a faster computer.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Wish granted. It overheats and blows up in your face.

I wish that this wish does not get corrupted.

[D~N]

granted, but that would bvreak the rules of this game. So both you and I get locked from this game for not doing the correct procedure.
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I wish for a cheeseburger!

[Mystic Kitsune]

Wish granted. Unfortunatley that cheese was overly toxic, you roll over and die.

I wish i could cast evil spells.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. They are now so evil even Satan doesn't want anything to do with you and locks you up in the deepest nether regions of Rosie O'Donnell's buttocks.

Now I wish I knew what the Heck a root beer float is.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, *you are teleported to an ocean of root beer, on a rubber raft*

I wish my answer wasnt so lame.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but the awesomeness kills you.

I still wish that I knew what a root beer float is.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted. But now since you know, there is no more point in your life

I wish i knew the purpose of life

[D~N]

graned, now the press comes after you for the answer to tell the public. YOu commit suicide because of all the harrasing reporters.

I wish for a pot-o-gold!

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, that same leprachan that tried drowning you is back, inside the pot of gold, and he had his revenge.

I wish that leprachan would just die

[Billy Goat]

Granted but you are blamed for murder and get a life sentence in jail.

I wish I had a pair of socks.

[D~N]

granted, they are the UGLIEST socks evahh!!!

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[Billy Goat]

Granted, but your fingers get on fire and you can never write again.


I wish I got married to Beyonce'

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Granted, and you go to some sleazy hotel to have dirty sex. But you wake up naked with your clothes and everything gone and are forced to leave. Oh, and you're in a desert. Sucks to be you.

I wish for a wish in my mind in a wishful, wishy-washy way that makes all the other wishes seem washy.

[Billy Goat]

Granted, but umm... you get a headache.


I wish I got divorced and was single again.