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[Bond Extreme]

Granted, but the sandman came and put a curse on you to sleep for 30 days.

I wish I had my own dell computer.

[Octorok]

Granted, but it's slow and broken, and has a human reproductive organ taped to it.

I wish I had an oscar meyer wiener

[D~N]

granted, now you have so many, (like the old saying goes) you are you you eat! Now you are an oscar meyer wiener.

I wish for B_o_l_o_g_n_a.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but then you suddenly find out that they don't serve Spaghetti Bolognese in Bologna (It's true!) and are severely disappointed.

I wish that for great justice fly zig fly Hhahahaha!

[Vazor]

Um...o..k...but...you...die?

I wish the previous wish made sense.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, but it ended up making you even more confused.

I wish for a tissue.

[Vazor]

Granted, but you have no use for it.

I wish they didn't remake Willy Wonka...

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but then you suddenly realise that the original is really cr*p. (It is! It's nothing like the book!)

I wish they'd make a yaoi Link game.

[Vazor]

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Not granted.

I wish I could go to the Cream concert in October that hadn't been officially announced yet...

[Mystic Kitsune]

You did, but found it wasnt on that day.

I wish the LA Games would go on the post count.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

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Not granted.

I wish I could go to the Cream concert in October that hadn't been officially announced yet...

Hey, that's cheating! You have to grant the wish but pervert it. Oh and I should have said, shounen ai, not yaoi.

Mystic Kitsune's wish is granted, but the result is that everyone spams the forums with an insane number of posts to increase their post count and the forums go down. When they come back up again, the LA Games disappear, never to return again. Mwahahahahahahaha!!

I wish there were more bishounen in Zelda games.

[Vazor]

(Whoa, you mean LA games don't increase your post count? Then how'd I get so many posts?!?!)

Granted, but they all think you're stupid.

I wish I were Darth Vader!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but everybody thinks you're stupid.

I wish that Leo was right about the 50 foot atomic ninja robots that once inhabited Canada.

[Vazor]

Granted, but they come to wherever you live and trample you.

I wish I had a spork.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but it's a Cursed Spork and whatever you do from henceforth will always go wrong.

I wish for a complicated wish involving a jar of honey, Link, a leather whip and a pine cone. (And it's not what you think it is).

[Vazor]

Granted, but you get arrested for child and inanimate object abuse.

I wish that boobies came to me of their own accord.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but the're not attached to women and you're caught and arrested for murder.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to leave out the word adult from my previous post.

[Vazor]

Granted, but it just opens up a whole other realm of dirty jokes.

I wish I didn't have a headache right now.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but the rest of your body aches like nothing before.

I wish for a wish that is not very wishy-washy.

[Vazor]

Granted, but then people pay more attention to Charlie Brown.

I wish for a better radio.

[Stalfos]

Granted, but then it comes alive and eats all your food! i wish for nobody to corrupt my wish. :Linkgif: :banana:

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, but i did that already, so it never comes true.

I wish TP isnt overrated.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but it becomes so underrated nobody notices it and the Earth screams to a halt and we all fly into space to die horrible, horrible deaths with the lack of the oxygen and the bodys imploding and the "When in Space nobody hears you scream".

I wish I knew why House 226 was so 3vil.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, you found out the truth, i live there, thus making you die of a heart attack...

I wish i knew why people replace E's with 3's...

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted and I will tell you the reason why I did it right now. Because it's stupid. Very, very stupid and now your wish has been corrupted, because there is also a hidden subliminal message in this very paragraph that will mesmerise you and hypnotise you into beocming a member of the British Official Monster Raving Loony Party and you will then attempt to export Lunaticism across the globe until all the Nations in the World are ruled by not the Red Menance (Communism) but the absolutely crazy.

I wish that nobody posted before I did.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, but you found yourself with nothing to reply to.

I wish i knew why wolf is always hungry...

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but then I eat you.

I wish I genuinely hadn't missed the Gay Pride on Saturday, particularly the Parade and the free events they were holding at Preston Park.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, you loved it so much, you decided to join.

I wish i could draw better.

[Stew]

Granted, but now everyone who looks at your drawings goes blind, due to the pure awesomeness.

I wish I had a flying hippo...named Sam.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, during a flight, it collided with an airplane...

I wish...for a wish...