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[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, but it counts as spamming and is soon taken off.

I wish that people would stop saying for their wish not to be corrupted.

[graingert]

It works but seing as I am not two people, I am a person therfore allowing me to say:

I wish for my wish not to be corrupted, Ha so ner!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, your wish is not corrupted, but that means you broke one of the rules of this game and are shunned and banned from making anymore posts in this game.

I wish for a dish of fish that fishes would wish for and dine with wine and think sublime.

[graingert]

You do but it is a poisen blowfish that has not been prepared propley

[Wolf O'Donnell]

^ So what? I never said I was going to eat it. Oh and you forgot to make a wish.

I wish graingert had made a wish.

[Ducci]

Granted, But what ever he wished/would of wished for isnt granted

[graingert]

^fencharix didn't wish either

Wishes for some grapes that are not poisened in any way

[Ducci]

Granted, But you cant eat them

Wishes for something chocolate

[Vazor]

Granted, but it's a chocolate canibal, who promptly eats you.

I wish for my own planet.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

^ granted, but it's about the size of a pea.

I wish for a pea

[graingert]

But it's the size of a planet, that is home to thousands of chocoolate canibals that think you are a chocolate canibal and eat you

*I wish for T*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but the bottom of the letter T is spiky and it unfortunately falls on your head.

I wish for a wish

[Zero Shisimaru]

The hell?
I wish for a car(Let's see what happens)

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, you get it and it blows up. Simple.

I wish for a cranky headmaster.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but you end up being more cranky than him.


I wish that the Simpsons were rich and famous!

[Vazor]

Granted, but fame goes to their heads and suddenly even Marge is rude to you and Maggie kicks puppies.

I wish I had another Slinky!

[graingert]

you do but it boings and the sharp pits on ither end wedge themselves through your eyes and deep into your brain

I wish for ??$?$?$?$%%£$^££&^%££^&$^£%%$£$^*%&^$&%%"££$"£&U$(*$(^%"^%£

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted but upon hearing all that swearing someone comes along and washes your mouth out with industrial soap.

I wish for the number 9.

[Vazor]

Granted, but seven ate(eight) nine, so you have to live in seven's stomach.

I wish for an extra hour to be added to the day.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then the world implodes.


I wish I had a notebook....

[Vazor]

Granted, but it's Tom Riddle's old book, and it makes you write demonic messages on the walls in blood.

I wish I were a pumpkin.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but a fairy Godmother turns you into a chariot and a woman rides in you all day long.

I wish for a second

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then you waste it on nothing.


I wish this room was cooler

[Vazor]

Granted, but it becomes so cool that you freeze to death.

I wish for a soda with ice.

[Ember]

granted but now your soda is ice

I wish this cookie was better for me

[Vazor]

Granted, but it explodes, leaving you with no eyebrows.

I wish for the perfect sandwich.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it turns out to be you that you're eating


I wish that this kitten would stop knocking over my drinks

[Vazor]

Granted, but it knocks you up instead.

I wish that I had a pet platypus.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it eats you legs after a week.


I wish I didn't have to wear these glasses all the time

[Vazor]

Granted. You still can't see.

I wish for a new clock radio.