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[Stalfos]

aww... you didn't make a wish :icon_evil :icon_twis :wall:

i wish link x had made a wish!

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then my mood would've been different.


I wish I knew why I'm in a not-so-cheerful mood.

[Stalfos]

granted, but the secret is so terrible, you move to a far off cave, never to return.

i wish ^ returned

[Gabe Puratekuta]

But I always return


I wish for a dorm

[Vazor]

Granted, you have 100 posts now!

I wish for Link X to be placed in FF!

[Gabe Puratekuta]

You can keep on wishing, but that probably won't happen


I wish for a kitty plushie

[Vazor]

Granted, but it's so cute that you are unable to overcome its demands for you to perform inapproperiate actions with it.

I wish for a herring, with which to chop down the tallest tree!

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted.*throws a herring at Vazor*


I wish for kitsune ears

[Vazor]

Granted, Tails beats you up for ripping off his ears.

I wish for a cooler...hand. Yeah.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it's the hand of King Midas and you turn to gold.


I wish for a kitsune tail

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but unlike rabbit's feet, Kitsune tails aren't good luck and you are forever plagued with bad luck.

I wish I had a carrot.

Granted, but it's so cute that you are unable to overcome its demands for you to perform inapproperiate actions with it.

I wish for a herring, with which to chop down the tallest tree!

Like me, somebody has been watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail recently.

[graingert]

You get it but It's sharp and pointy at one end and it blinds you in both eyes

I wish for a laser death ray

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, *graingert gets zapped by a laser from space*

I wish for a webcam

[Husse]

^ That comes on when you're just out of the shower.

I wish for a COOKIE!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but the cookie causes your computer to crash. (Yes, bad pun, I know).

I wish for a piece of paper that has the word, Tea, written on it.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it's too small to read(thanks to Thief's double-fine print invention)


I STILL wish for a kitty plushie

[Vazor]

Granted, but it devours your very being.

I wish more people would appreciate Monty Python.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then Monty Python doesn't appreciate back.


I wish that I can post my webcomic on a site where everyone can see it

[Vazor]

Granted, but you give me the server instead, 'cause I need it more.

I wish I had a girlfriend...

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted.*smooch*


I wish I knew why Gmail didn't recieve that confirmation e-mail

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but the knowledge is one of those "I can tell you but I'll have to kill you" deals and the moment you find out why, a hired assassin snipes you dead.

I wish I had a stack panckes with cherries and ice cream. Decent pancakes, like the ones I used to get a little roadside place called Little Chef back in the late 80s and early 90s.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it's Vaxor


I wish for the info on my PSO char(I didn't bring my Dreamcast, so I can't find out for myself)

[Husse]

*forcibly rips it from the disk and throws it at your feet* Granted.

I wish for a way out of this terrible chemistry test...

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but Alchemy is pretty much the same thing


I wish for more people to like me on Gaia Online

[Vazor]

Granted, but they're all creepy forty-year-old rapist men.

I wish I had the Sin City graphic novels.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

creepy forty-year-old rapist men.

Do you really think I'm a 40 yr-old rapist? For your information, I'm not 40 years-old or a rapist!!


I wish that Vazor would show me some respect, for once!!

[Vazor]

Granted, but it's only because you drugged him, and he beats you up when he regains normalcy.

I wish everyone was awesome.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then you feel left out


Do you really think I'm the guy from 'A Clockwork Orange'?

[Vazor]

No.

I wish Link X was on fire.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

NOT granted


I wish for 10k gold