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[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted. It explodes in your face.


I wish my cousin wasn't such an asshole!

[Vazor]

Granted, but now he's a penis. Family reuinions suddenly become very awkward.

I wish for a yellow submarine.

[Billy Goat]

Granted, but now you go underwater with it and a giant squid attacks you!

I wish I had a flashlight...corrupt THAT!

[Vazor]

Granted, but it shines so brightly that it burns your eyes out.

I wish for...a DUCK!

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it eats you.


I wish for writing ideas

[Vazor]

Granted, but they all suck.

I wish my band would become famous.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but everyone in the band dies from seperate caoses at the same time while on tour.


I wish that I could work on my webcomic now.

[Vazor]

Granted, but the text bubbles still suck.

I wish the Mets would get the Wild Card!

[Stalfos]

granted, but it gets wet

[Vazor]

(You forgot the second part of your post...who do you think you are, me? )

[Stalfos]

oh...sorry vazor, i wish for a good zelda movie

[Vazor]

Granted, but it's so good, Nintendo can never make a Zelda game that lives up to its standards.

I wish I was no longer tired.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then you notice that you're a ROBOT!!


I wish my hands didn't hurt like this

[graingert]

A samuri comes and chops them off

I wish for

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but you only get the logo and it's large and it falls on top of you, squishing you horribly.

I wish on behalf of someone who cannot wish that he could wish again.

[Vazor]

Granted, but he wishes for your death.

I wish I could jump like Mario!

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but you get headaches from smashing brick ceilings all day.


I wish for more things to do.

[Vazor]

Granted, but they're all self-destructive and you end up comitting suicide.

I wish I had new...sunglasses. Yeah.

[Stalfos]

granted, but they blow up

i wish your sunglasses didn't blow up.

[Vazor]

Granted, but yours do.

I wish that the elephant over there would ride the subway.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but the subway is never the same again.

I wish that I knew a better use for the poisons found in cherry stones, peach stones, apricot stones, apple pips, nectarine stones, plum stones and the stones of any other fruit related to these fruits.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but you forget what you were doing, drink the poison and die.


I wish I had gotten more sleep last night.......

[Stalfos]

granted, but you slept until you died.

i wish for peace on earth.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then you find out that the world isn't a better place and kill yourself.


I wish to--DESTROY THE HOBBITS!!!

[Vazor]

Granted, but Chik bans you before Lena gets to her.

I wish for the Master Sword and the Hylian Shield!

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but they're too heavy for you to carry.

I wish I wasn't so depressed....

[Stalfos]

granted, but now you run into walls everywhere you go!

i wish for someone to PM me about that word in hangman.NOW!!!

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but no one knows it.


I wish more people would take me seriously :crying:

[Stalfos]

granted, but it's because you're evil!!!
(go to the thread called "i'm going on vacation!" in the commons if you don't know what i mean!)
i wish more people would post in my thread :upset: !

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, just granted.