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[Vazor]

NOT granted (take that!)

I wish Qui-Gon Jin didn't die in Episode I.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then all the prequel movies would've been good


I wish for tennis to be over

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but now all the sports you'll ever see are Extreme Ironing and Extreme Bungee Jumping Chess.

I wish for the sky (as in, on behalf of the sky)

[Gabe Puratekuta]

What? That's the stu--GRANTED!!!!


I wish I could go to the bathroom now

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but all the toilets and drains are clogged up.

I wish that a tree on the other side of the world from me would self destruct

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but the you get blamed for it



I wish I had more things to do

[Vazor]

Granted, but they all involve a creepy forty-year-old man who makes you call him daddy.

I wish that school didn't start tomorrow...

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then you realize that you're already at school


I wish I had a life....

[Vazor]

Granted, but it's life in prison. The creepy foty-year-old man who makes you call him daddy shares a cell with you.

I wish my shoulder didn't hurt right now...

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Impossible to grant. A stack of pancakes doesn't have any shoulders.

I wish that all Zelda timelines were wrong.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Already granted. Thare had yet to be a true Zelda timeline


I wish I remembered the other ones I want turned into plushies

[Vazor]

Granted, but they are evil plushies and your very consciousness of them torments your being.

I wish for a private concert from Pink Floyd.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then they bet booked at a different forum and leave you in the dust


I wish I could remember all of the chars from Galaxy Angels

[Stalfos]

granted, but you get...charred!

i wish i knew why pokemon was/is so popular

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then it scares you greatly


I wish this dog wouldn't follow me everywhere

[Vazor]

Granted, but instead it becomes your mother's sexual partner.

I wish I would actually start my novel.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but I write the same novel and publish it before you


I wish I could continue on my novel

[Ace]

Granted, but you spend much more time on it than you intended to.

I wish school wasn't so time-consuming.

[Stalfos]

granted, but now pain does!!!!!

i wish i could shoot a pikachu!

[Gabe Puratekuta]

So do I!

[Vazor]

Granted, but Link X gets to it before you and all you end up shooting is a yellow corpse.

I wish for a Nintendo Revolution!

[Ace]

Granted, but it gets hacked by some 1337 h4x0r the moment you try to play a game via WiFi. Sucks for you.

I wish this topic would get at least 1,000 replies.

[RevolutionDude]

Granted, but it gets hacked by some terrorist at 999 posts.

I wish I had every single video game in history.

[Ace]

Granted, but they're all bootlegged.

RevDude: You didn't grant my wish... I said at least 1,000 replies.

I wish Rhia would post here.

[Vazor]

Granted, but she decides to eat your firstborn child.

I wish for universal peace.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but the God of Chaos, along with everyone else, doesn't like it and destroys the world.



I wish I was able to transform at will

[Vazor]

Granted, but you transform into a corpse and cannot turn back due to your lack of life.

I wish that Freddie Mercury was alive again.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but he comes back as a zombie and eats your brains.


I wish for cooler weather

[Vazor]

Granted, but it's so cool that it doesn't need to be your friend anymore, and you die lonely.

I wish I was in Italy.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

(Trying to make me depressed again? Too late)
Granted, but then ghosts of ancient Romans visit you and slit your throat for no apparent reason


I wish I had a girlfriend