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[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but Vazor does it anyway.


I wish for this sore throat I've got to get better

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but the only way for it to get better is for you to use a highly controversial and very disgusting procedure that is best not mentioned in these forums.

I wish that I wasn't such a loser.

[Vazor]

Granted, but now you win everything. The success goes to your head, and you alienate everybody close to you. To get revenge, your significant other takes a clothes-iron to your head in your sleep. Nobody comes to your funeral.

I wish for Dark~Nut to get a nose job.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but he gets a fork-shaped nose and eats you with it.


I wish for soda

[Stalfos]

granted. poison soda.

i wish for ducks!

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted. Killer mutant ducks


I wish for sprite requests

[Vazor]

Granted. They're of your naked mother. You creep yourself out whilest spriting.

I wish there would be a dorm competition!

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but nobody votes.


I wish to learn the No-jetsu

[Vazor]

Um...granted? (I have no idea what that is)

I wish the Pink Floyd laser spectacular would take place in my backyard.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but the lasers explode and set your entire neighborhood on fire.


I wish my nose didn't hurt

[Isis]

Granted, but now the rest of your body hurts.

I wish I could have a lucid dream tonight

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it's of ME!!!!


I wish I knew the name of the ending theme for Ranma 1/2 and where to get it

[Vazor]

Granted, but it gives you herpes.

I wish I was the greatest rocker EVAR!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but you also become the worst rocker ever. Fortunately, by the time your "Greatest Hits" single comes out, everyone will have died from your music. Unfortunately, it would have been a slow, agonising death.

I wish that I could think up of a good wish.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but everyone dies from your wish.


I wish to know why no one would love me:upset:

[Bond Extreme]

Granted, but now everyone loves you.

I wish I had a super computer worth $6000.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

You forgot to type in a wish

[Bond Extreme]

ah who cares. Anyway I edited it.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but you are smaller than Toan and he proceeds to eat you.


I wish I was inspired to make another strip for my webcomic....

[Vazor]

Granted, but it involves a leprechaun and three cans of industrial-strength tuna.

I wish I could actualy learn how to play my guitar.

[Bond Extreme]

Granted. You are famous but no one is buying your songs.

I wish the world where pefect.

[Vazor]

Granted, but everyone is very, very bored.

I wish for a pet monkey!

[Bond Extreme]

Granted, but he is an evil monkey that hides in your closet.

I wish for a new Dell computer.

[Phoenix Reborn]

Granted, but the new Dell is just that; a Dell computer (thats bad enough already)

I wish City of Villians would go ahead and start their Beta Version so i could use my invitation to it

[Vazor]

Granted, but it gives you herpes.

I wish I was three inches taller.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then everone else is three inches taller as well.



I wish I knew what sprite sheet for Stalfos to use

[Vazor]

Granted, but it's grotesque beyond belief!

I wish that my birthday this monday would be a happy one.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then it gets really weird.


I wish to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!

[Stalfos]

Granted, but a small rebellion begins and *10 minutes later* and then you tell Luke you are his father and then...*15 minutes later* then you battle on the 2nd death star and die.

I wish someone would catch that referance.