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[Stalfos]

granted, but I don't know what you're talking about...

i wish to learn the power of the dark side.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but the you become Ing.


I wish for more cameos for my webcomic

[MikePetersSucks]

Granted, but viewers think you're selling out so they stop reading.

I wish Mike Peters would stop breathing (Whoever corrupts this wish is truly evil)

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then he comes back to life as a zombie and eats your entire family.


I wish to be part Saiya-jin!!

[Vazor]

Granted, but you go ozuru and kill all whom you love.

I wish for the power of RAWK!

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then you sell yourself to the Guff!!


I wish for a cookie

[Vazor]

Granted, but it's a POISON cookie.

I wish my band would actually finish an original song.

[Stalfos]

Granted, but it makes people hide in horror.

I wish it was Halloween.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then real monsters come out and eat you


I wish for this comp to have good speakers

[Vazor]

Granted, but they're so good that everybody envies them and you are beat to a bloody pulp whilest defending them.

I wish my room wasn't so messy.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then it becomes even messier after 5 seconds.


I wish to kill Conalis once and for all!!!!
(Heheh. Just had to bring that back)

[Vazor]

Granted, but he comes back to life and eats your arm.

I wish for CHOCOLATE!

[Stalfos]

Granted, but it's POISON chocolate.

I wish vazor was a waffle!

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then he kills everyone in the name of the waffle empire!


I wish for new speakers

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but they are infected with the Sigma/Maverick Virus and rebel against you and try to kill you.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[MikePetersSucks]

Wish granted, but it's a horrible, ugly wish. You can't get rid of the disturbing, hideous desire to rub Oprah Winfrey's thighs and nibble on her ear in the shower. You kill yourself....28 days later. !!!! liek omg.

I wish White Wolf would continue their World of Darkness line. You know, the original, good one.

[Isis]

Granted but whatever that is, Tingle stars in it XD

I wish someone was online right now...

[MikePetersSucks]

((Actually, if they put Tingle in Fae: The Dreaming, it would be pretty damn sweet. Vigor up the Ying Yang ))

Wish granted. Hi. Oh wait, you're currently offline. HA! Irony. Sucks for you.

I wish some people where I lived played World of Darkness. It could even be the shitty new line, I don't care

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but they hate it and stop playing after an hour.


I wish for an ice ray and a rocket launcher

[Vazor]

Granted, but they backfire and you are both frozen and jetisoned to another planet.

I wish that I had the power to teleport like Nightcrawler, minus the creepy-looking side effects.

[MikePetersSucks]

Granted, but you're still persecuted and killed by racist bigots.

I wish I didn't have diarrhea

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted. Now you're constipated.


I wish this TV had cable

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but all the shoes have subliminal hypnotic messages that force you to make love to George W. Bush.

I wish that the sky was blue.

[MikePetersSucks]

((I already AM constipated. Nice try ))

The sky already is blue.

I wish people would stop making dumb wishes.

[Stalfos]

Granted, but that was a dumb wish in itself. PARADOX!!!!!

I wish I could finish KOTOR 2 already.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then you get sucked into the game itself and get killed by a weak enemy.


I wish that Yuffie fron Final Fantasy VII was real

[Stalfos]

granted, but only for 3 seconds.

I wish I didn't need to use a keyboard.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but the neural interface completely destroys your brain


I wish to see all Ranma 1/2 movies

[Stalfos]

granted, but they suck.

i wish vazor went to Mars. and came back as a waffle.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then he zaps you with Martian powers


I wish to own ALL of the Ranma 1/2 plushies