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[Vazor]

Granted, but they come to life and eat your entire family.

I wish my band would actually make some original songs

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then everyone's heads explode.


I wish for a hybrid Jusenkyou curse

[Stalfos]

Granted, but it wears off after 5 minutes.

I wish for a Dorm competition.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then nobody wins.


I wish to go to Tokyo

[Stalfos]

Granted, but then I go there too! O.o

I wish to go to Europe!

[Steel Samurai]

granted, but you are stuck in the black forest for your entire trip.

I wish that I was awesomer than I am

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then everyone becomes awesomer that you.


I wish for whip cream and strawberries!!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but you only become 0.000001% more awesomer and no one notices.

I wish that what I desire the most comes true.

[Stalfos]

Granted, but you become constipated.

I wish for 10 pies!

[Vazor]

Granted, but they're cow pies.

I wish for the Master Sword from OoT!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but you suddenly realise that it doesn't do very much except serve cut the perfect Julien vegetables.

I wish for your wish

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted. You're now with a Jusenkyou curse. FOREVER.


I wish for an awesome wish

[Steel Samurai]

granted, but it's MY awesome wish, which is to die gloriously in battle.

I wish for 1 billion dollars

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but you recieve it in yen from the sky and all the bags crush your body.


I wish to become TrueSSJ4

[Steel Samurai]

Granted, but, um, you die (what is truessj4?)

I wish for an adventure

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, you go on an adventure to find out what a TrueSSJ4 actually is. It turns out to be a True Super Saiyajin 4 from the Dragonball Series and it kills you.

I wish that the next post would contain a smiley.

[RevolutionDude]

granted, but it's a link smiley:deadlink:

I wish the next post had a wish in it

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it makes you very very uncomfortable.


I wish to turn the next poster into a Ninetails morph

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but I end up becoming a Ninetails werewolf and a deadly one at that.

I wish that my evil plan would come into fruition.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but every rightious warrior stops you before the timer runs out.


I wish for PIE!!!!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but it is evil.

I wish for an end to all these browser windows popping up! Argh! Diiiieeeeee!!!!! *brings out axe*

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but they follow you everywhere.


I wish to be in Tokyo right now

[Ember]

granted, but now half of you is in Utah, United states of america

I wish I was a graphion

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but I don't know what that is and I turn you into a giant chicken.


I wish I felt better emotionally

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but you become so happy and spritely that the world despises you and seeks to do you in. It will be Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the Lead Pipe.

I wish people understod the Cluedo reference.

[Showsni]

Granted. However, when seeing that it's from Cluedo it instills such a feeling of nostalgia in them they immediately leave to play Cluedo. Unfortunately, they become sadly addicted to the game, and soon progress to become a crazed generation of serial killers. In time, everyone in the world lives in fear of them, and you yourself are sadly struck down by a candlestick in the Ballroom.

I wish that I'd finished my linear algebra...

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then everything else stops being linear.


I wish to possess all the knowledge on Biology

[Ember]

granted, but then your head explodes

I wish I had the power of the wind

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but you uncontrollebly(sp?) break wind every five seconds.


I wish to understand Japanese better

[Ember]

granted, but now you can't stop speaking japanese

I wish I had fire power