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[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it's Star Wars? That's been done to death!


I wish someone would make a better movie reference

[Vazor]

Granted, but everybody knows all of Monty Python too.

I wish I could see The Who perform in concert.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it turns out to be a crappy tribute band.


I wish to sprite!!!!

[Vazor]

Granted, but your skills are vastly lacking.

I wish Link X was a better spriter.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

NOT GRANTED!!!! I'm one of the best!


I wish to write some more

[Vazor]

Granted, but your writing's so bad it is made into a Disney Channel original movie.

I wish all the birds would be FREEEEEE!

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then they get to your house and stay there forever.


I wish to get new speakers for this comp

[Vazor]

Granted, but they draw the birds away from my house.

I wish my headphones weren't all screwed up.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then they blow out your eardrums and you become deaf.



I wish for some nail clippers

[Vazor]

Granted, but they're confiscated by airline security and you are sent to jail, convicted of international terrorism.

I wish for cooler...fingers. Yeah.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but you get frostbite and they have to be anputatued.


I wish for sleep

[Vazor]

Granted, but it's with Sexy-20-Year-Old. Creepy.

I wish for death to reign all over planet Earth.

[Phoenix Reborn]

granted, but everyone will be the walking dead, and dead will be the new living

I wish i wasn't hung over.

[Vazor]

Granted, but now your hung under. Yes.

I wish for an unfortunate crocodile.

[Vazor]

Granted, but now you're insane to the point of randomocity.

I wish for a hawt girlfriend.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but she leaves you for me within the week.


I wish to be a ninja!

[MikePetersSucks]

Granted, but you get a fox demon sealed in you and you lose all your friends and family and eventually get pwned by your teacher, demoralizing you as you hang yourself.

I wish SOAP would get that kool aid up in my grill. (Don't ask)

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then you drink soapy kool aid from a grill and die from stomach convulsions.


I wish to have dragon wings

[Phoenix Reborn]

granted, but they are only 2 inches big and are ridiculed about them in gym class

I wish i had mass telekinetic powers (there is absolutely NO WAY ANYONE can corrupt this one for me, any attempt will be futile)

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then your head explodes.


I wish for green hair

[MikePetersSucks]

Granted, but you inexplicably get a fatal tumor that can't be operated on. Your parents try and sue the dye processing company and lose the case, completely ruining them and they blame it on you and don't give you a proper burial. Then some hobo eats your legs.

I wish for everyone's wishes to be granted in uncorrupted forms as the wishee's in question intended the wish to be granted.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but they get corrupted anyway.


I wish to become part neko

[Vazor]

Granted, but nobody cares.

I wish there was no more cancer on Earth.

[Ember]

now there's some thing worse

I wish I wasn't ditching class

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it doesn't make a difference.


I wish to have an actual gun that can change people's forms

[MikePetersSucks]

Granted, but it turns everyone into killer tomatoes like in that movie. You're the first to die.

[Vazor]

I wish that MPS had made a wish...

[MikePetersSucks]

MPS makes no wishes! Muhahahahaha!

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I wish I had someone to challenge