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[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but it's as big as you and you have to wear it for the rest of your life.

I wish for waffles.

[Stalfos]

Granted. Two hundred waffles, which you must consume within one hour, lest you be forever banned from maple syrup.

I wish for non-contaminated maple syrup.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but even non-contaminated maple syrup is too dangerous for you and you get diabetes.

I wish for a drink

[CID Farwin]

Granted, have some motor oil.

I wish for world peace.

[Stalfos]

Granted, zombie world peace.

I wish for a pet zombie.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but it humps you every day... a bit like the ReDeads from Ocarina of Time.

I wish for more posters.

[Stalfos]

Granted, but they're all trolls.

I wish for a hat.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but it's Ezlo and he annoys you to death.

I wish for Mystic Kitsune

[Stalfos]

Granted, but you're the Anarchist.

I wish for Mystic Kitsune too. ;.;

[CID Farwin]

Granted, Zombie Mystic Kitsune.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.

[Stalfos]

Granted, but you lose your Wiggles privileges.

I wish for shrimp.

[Crimson Lego]

Granted, but they come with lead inside.


I wish for an MP5.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but you're given an mp5 which is like an mp3 only two better. Unfortunately, no piece of hardware will recognise the format and you'll have to wait for someone to invent an mp5 player in order to play it.

I wish for lunch.

[Crimson Lego]

Granted, but during lunch your colleagues stuffed chocolate milk down your flavoured water bottle.


I wish for...a beer.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it turns into a bear and mauls you


I wish for a giant robot to come and destroy the city

[Stalfos]

Granted, but a giant robot came and destroyed the city. o.o

I wish I had something resembling a sleep pattern.

[Crimson Lego]

Granted, but somehow the Master Sword appeared in your room and drugged you to sleep for 7 years.


I wish for ultimate power of money.

[roflolmao]

Granted, but only Chuck Norris may have such things so he comes and roundhouse kicks you in the face.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

[TheAvengerLever]

^ Granted.



...*roflolmao implodes*

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Riiiiiight......



I wish to not be dormed

[Stalfos]

Granted, but THAT'S TWO PEOPLE FROM MY WOULD-PREFER-TO-BE-DORMED WITH LIST.

I wish for a burrito.

[roflolmao]

Granted, but Jay-Lo kills you to get it back.

I wish Shiggy listened to fans more carefully.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but only to the moronic ones



I wish to kill something infected with a virus

[Crimson Lego]

Granted, but that thing, which happens to be my friend's computer, uses the virus and spreads it all over the internet.



I wish for eternal life.

[Stalfos]

Granted.

Aging is an unpleasant process, y'know.

I wish for a zombiecow.

[roflolmao]

Granted, but YOU GOTTA CLEAN THOSE ZOMBIE COW PIES, MISTER! THEY ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE! WE HAD A TALK ABOUT RESPONSIBILITY!

I wish they remade Majora's Mask. Really remade.

[Stalfos]

Granted, but I'm just not corrupting that one. That would be awesome, dood. o.o

...Fine, granted, but you waste the rest of your life playing it.

Same as above, I guess, since I'm incapable of properly corrupting that beautiful sentiment.

[roflolmao]

Granted, but I corrupt your corruption by saying that playing it ma whole life isnt a problem for me. Its pure awesome.

And I wish for it again.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted. But the real mask is hidden inside your copy and jumps out of the TV in order to consume your soul and take over your body



I wish for a sexy alien chick to fall from the sky

[Stalfos]

Granted; it's Jabba the Hutt.

Apparently, Hutts are...both...anyways. So I'm sure you'll be fine. ^^

I wish for a T-shirt. o.o