1616 replies to this topic

[GuardianNinja]

Granted your iiW explodes and kills you


I wish that cats could fly!

[Stalfos]

Granted. Right into your face. Repeatedly.

I wish for fasting pokiefoos.

[GuardianNinja]

Teh foo is teh yu jew so it's go'nna fight and kill you with flame!
^??? Im confued as well!


I wish dogs were super smart!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. They find new ways to satisfy their horniness, all of which involve you.

I wish for the Sands of Time.

[GuardianNinja]

Granted but still awhile until it comes!


I wish that cookies had brains as well as there arch nemesis'es cake!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. The cookies evolve into Gingerbread Men and start building Gingerbread Houses, and then a Gingerbread Hitler will come along and exterminate all Gingerbread Jews.

I wish art wasn't pretentious garbage

[GuardianNinja]

Granted art is now recyclable garbage


I wish the Koolaid man died of a heart attack

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. He falls over onto you, drowning you in koolaid.

I wish that nobody will be able to make a cookie or cake-related wish for the next two weeks.

[Stalfos]

Granted. I want that to happen, so no corruption.

I wish that grey.

[GuardianNinja]

Huh? I don't under stand what you meant, grey?


fine granted you get a different color! blue maybe


I wish that I can have a c**kie and C*ke related
wish!

[Mystic Kitsune]

You get cocaine cookies!

I wish for yeah.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. Somebody shouts yeah into your ear using a megaphone. You are deafened and never hear again.

I wish for a Boy Band.

[CID Farwin]

Granted, but they break up in 5 minutes.

I wish I had a better job.

[Stalfos]

Granted. You are now a professional skull-cleaner.

I wish for an abrupt halt. To something.

[CID Farwin]

Okay, KITSUNE'S POSTING!!
(mwahaha! )

I wish for a Wii.

[Toxin]

your mii's evil twin steals it, kills you and for the irony he cleans out your skull.

i wish that my next wish won't be corrupted

Edited by Varnage, 04 September 2007 - 01:35 PM.

[CID Farwin]

Granted, but the corruption for ^that wish is that it applies only to ^that wish. Not your next one.

I wish more people would post in games.

[Iron Knuckle]

Only to get even more stupid answers.

I wish it was yesterday.

[Ribbon]

Not granted, its tomorrow already.

I wish I had a "shoe fund"!

[CID Farwin]

granted, but you spend it all on socks.

[Ribbon]

NOOO!!!! *dies*

XD You didn't make a wish, your head a-splode

I wish for a horse!

[CID Farwin]

Granted. It's Mr. Ed, with a bad attitude.

I wish for a genie.

[Stalfos]

You get three times the corruption.

My only wish,
To...have a wish;
'Twould be so sweeeeeeeeeet...

Edited by Armed_Stalfos, 15 September 2007 - 01:10 AM.

[CID Farwin]

You turn into Gollum...Stalfos....thing...

I wish for a new car.

[Ribbon]

Granted! You are now the proud owner of a 2008 Subaru Impreza WRX sti, with gold rims and in sparkley crimson red!

I wish I lived in Georgia!

[Stalfos]

Granted.

I wish I lived on Dxun.

[Ribbon]

Hahahhaha Stalfos you suck. Wish granted but now Dxun is on mars and you die.

I wish I wasn't loved by so many boys >.> (to much heartbreak for one girl and the poor boys )

Edited by Ribbon, 15 September 2007 - 07:08 PM.

[Stalfos]

Granted. You're loved by Rodians, instead.

I wish that I wasn't the only one to understand these things! ;_;

[Iron Knuckle]

Granted, here's a brick who understands just as much.

\/ I wish Stalfos stopped reviving old thread like the 4-word story.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted. He revives very annoying and disturbing threads




I wish for Shinigami powers