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[Stalfos]

Granted. This shade of green. Pretty, isn't it?

I wish for a cow.

[Ninjagal]

Wish granted but the cow is dead.

I wish for pie.

[Stalfos]

Granted. Right on your face.

I wish I could FLYYYYYYY!!!

[Fara Moon]

Granted, you turn into a fly.


I wish for fun.

[Mystic Kitsune]

You end up with eighty kids.

I wish for the Deku Tavern to be active again.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. It's so active, it runs out the door and you can't keep up.

I wish Link was a female character in the next game, just to see whether I was right about it being a bad idea.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, I'm not going to corrupt it because I want it to be true.

I wish for people to realize their opinions on games don't really matter to the people who make it.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but nothing changes. People still give their opinions, because it is in their nature to do so.

I wish for a muffin.

[Stalfos]

Granted. A chicken-and-strawberry muffin.

I wish for a square.

Edited by Armed_Stalfos, 01 June 2007 - 04:35 PM.

[Mystic Kitsune]

You get squared.

I wish for pi.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. You are forced to write down every single digit in Pi.

I wish the next poster will make a wish about chickens.

[Stalfos]

Granted.

I wish Wolf was eaten by chickens.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, he is eaten and you never made that wish, it becomes a paradox.

I wish for Space Time Continuum.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. You become God, Sole Ruler of the Space Time Continuum, only to find that it's so boring and that you're stuck at the job for all eternity.

I wish Kitsune wasn't a god.

[GuardianNinja]

Granted now hes a cereal killer for killing you!



I wish cookies ruled the world!

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted now hes a cereal killer for killing you!

Why yes, I kill people with Kellogg's. O.o

I wish I was a serial killer.

[GuardianNinja]

Granted you were caught and thrown in jail


I wish cookies ruled the world

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted. You morph into a cookie.

I wish for Zerg.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. He is now your father.

I wish the signature did not agree with Kitsune, just to see what would happen.

[Keen]

Granted, and the signature turns up deleted the next morning.

I wish for waffles... to disappear forever from all existence.

[GuardianNinja]

Granted pancakes take there rightful rule of the morning meal



I wish I had 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000cookies!

[Stalfos]

Granted. Cookies made with laxatives.

I wish that Guardian would end his obsession with cookies.

[GuardianNinja]

granted now the obsession with cake starts CAAAAAAAAAAKE!


I wish I had 1000000000000000000000000000000000 pieces of cake!

Edited by GuardianNinja, 06 June 2007 - 05:35 PM.

[Stalfos]

Laxative cake, then.

I wish for proper grammar and punctuation. Just for one post. Please?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Your wish has been granted. Unfortunately, those who already used proper spelling and grammar now have to use very difficult words to aid their forum-based procrastination. In addition, their posts all have to use British-English spelling and grammar and you start to sound like the Queen.

I wish that the next poster will not be able to use the letter, O.

[Stalfos]

Granted. But I can think of alternate ways of saying things. Though they might'nt all be gramatically...right.

I wish that Gabe fixed his...'puter.

[GuardianNinja]

Granted it broke again so he bought a Mac



I wish dat everybuddy used me'h grammer

Edited by GuardianNinja, 07 June 2007 - 12:04 PM.

[Stalfos]

Granted. Except for me. And AH SHEWTS YEW.

I wish dehsiw I.

[GuardianNinja]

Grented you me'h shudi coulda ploofa frum me'h grammer es'ay!




I wishe thet kittys could fley!

[Stalfos]

Granted, but I couldn't understand that post, and shall thus corrupt it in the most generic way possible: You die. In fire.

I wish for a .iiW