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[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. Instead, you corrupt yourself in an unmentionable way.

I wish that the next poster will smile.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, smilies take over the world.

I wish for emoticons.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but you so much that your falls off and you end up as a .

I wish that was and were ?

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted? o.o The emoticons disappear and you're left with text...

I wish for textnessnesses!

[Keen]

With me, you've got it.

I wish for a bajillion-gabillion-googalplextillion inhabitable planets.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, but in-habitable got taken literally, and were...in habitable. x_x

I wish for LT!

[Keen]

Granted.

I wish I had more time.

[Mystic Kitsune]

You remain here forever.

I wish he had more time.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. He becomes immortal, which isn't so great when the Sun expands and engulfs him whole.

I wish for no good reason that Zelda games were more like a cross between Dragon Quest, Tales of of the Abyss and Fire Emblem.

[Keen]

All right. The next couple of Zelda games are absolutely amazing, but since people are afraid of change, they stop buying them anyway, and the Zelda franchise dies.

I wish my parents had a cable Internet connection.

Edited by Lord of Drek, 25 May 2007 - 09:47 AM.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, a cable, but still dial up.

I wish for a congratulation.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but you're congratulated for beating the world record in eating pies. All that pie makes you sick.

I wish for Romani Ranch milk.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, but you get the cow.

I wish for more sleep.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, you wake up in 100 years time.

I wish for a puppy

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, you get a puppy with heat rays that vaporizes you while trying to show love.

I wish for love.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. A really huge, big fat hairy guy loves you to death.

I wish for a bubble

[Mystic Kitsune]

You get in trouble.

I wish for a cuddle.

[GuardianNinja]

Granted but you cuddle with a hungry bear that eats your face

I wish I had a puppy!

[Mystic Kitsune]

Same thing.

I wish for ^^

[GuardianNinja]

Granted but you get vv and also >> and <<


I wish for another war!

[Fara Moon]

Granted, it's you against the world, and you lose.

I wish I could be in one of my fave Animes.

[GuardianNinja]

granted but you have a lame catch fraze Beleve It!

I wish Naruto came on every day 24,7

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but the people who hate watching Naruto outweigh those who like it. The ratings plummet so far down the only channel that shows your favourite show goes bankrupt and you never see it again... Mwahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!

I wish the next poster will make a wish.

[Mystic Kitsune]

The poster doesn't make a wish.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

It's the Wish Corruption game, not the Wish Denial game.

Granted, you didn't make a wish, therefore you get nothing. The nothingness depresses you so much that you commit Shinjiku, which is like Seppuku except not as deadly.

I wish there were more burgers.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, but some idiot confused them with hot dogs.

I wish I knew if Wolf could get any smarter.

[Stalfos]

Granted; he can. And soon he destroys you with his intellect.

I wish for a waffle.

[Ember]

granted, but now it's made of plastic and you can't eat it.

I wish I had plasitc waffles

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, but you choke when eating it.

I wish for a wired mouse.

[Stalfos]

Granted, but--waitaminute, why? o.o

Granted, but the wire gets cut.

My only wish,
To catch a fish,
So juicy SWEEEEEEEEEEEET!

Edited by Armed_Stalfos, 29 May 2007 - 03:13 PM.