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[Stalfos]

Granted. But you wind up going to bed in a bath of hot butter.

I wish for a higher post count.

[Mystic Kitsune]

You become SL.

I wish for LA games to slow down.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. They're now so slow it takes a million years before a new post appears.

I wish that I knew what the Heck that picture in Kitsune's post signature was meant to be.

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 15 May 2007 - 04:39 AM.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, the truth kills you.

(its a yeti about to be executed.)

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Mystic Kitsune wished for nothing. Therefore it is granted. The nothingness is a void that sucks Kitsune to her doom.

I wish for Vaati.

[Keen]

Uh.... Okay.... Vaati kills you.

I wish for three more wishes.

[Mystic Kitsune]

And they are all corrupt.

I wish for everyone to die.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. You die.

I wish for everyone to live.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, at the cost of your life.

I wish for an explanation of color.

[Keen]

Okay, but it's all about frequencies and wavelengths.

I wish I could see what other people can see.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, you become a pervert.

I wish for intellects to be able to understand "normal" people.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but they expect you to reciprocate. Unfortunately, their level of expertise is so high, you overdose on learning.

I wish science education was better.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, all learners end up making super weapons and killing each other.

I wish for pencils to not break.

[Keen]

Granted, and it also becomes impossible to sharpen them.

I wish I had a giant-unbreakable-pencil fortress.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted. But someone stabs you with a fragment of the wall and takes it over.

I wish for a phone.

[Keen]

Granted, but it's a car phone, and you didn't get the car keys.

I wish I had the car keys.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, but you have no car

I wish for a car.

[Keen]

Granted, but you still don't get the keys.

I wish for a car with the appropriate car keys.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Granted, but it is sabotaged by a car bomb.

I wish for good grades.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, you get good grades, but you suck at the course outside of class.

I wish I had a lower GPA than 4.3. o.o

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but... uh... I don't know what a lower Gay Police Association of 4.3 would do for you. I guess you'd end up with fabulously dressed police officers.

I wish for faggots.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, but everyone is a fag no longer making them special.

I wish for WWIII.

[Ninjagal]

Wish granted, everything is destroyed.

I wish for food.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted. its rotten.

I wish for paper.

[Keen]

Granted, but it's been steamed all over your house.

I wish for a teleprompter and a team of brilliant writers.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. You turn into Bill O'Reilly.

I wish for peace

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, peace after World War III.

I wish for...stuffs x 2.

[Keen]

You get super-stuffed!

I wish for the supreme skills.

[Mystic Kitsune]

You do, skilled walking.

I wish for skills to not be spelled "skillz"

[Keen]

You got it!

I wish I didn't have to corrupt that. Also, I do have mad walking skills.

Edited by Lord of Drek, 22 May 2007 - 10:31 PM.