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[Fara Moon]

Granted, but you die as soon as you get it.

I wish that my favorite animes were real. (Like Digimon and Card Captors.)

[ninja kitten]

granted but you get electrified by Pikachu.

I wish for the biggest teddybear EVER!

[Steel Samurai]

You get A random appearance of SS in the LA Games forum . . . dressed as a giant teddy bear . . . somehow that's a corruption of your wish . . . somehow.

I wish for . . . erm . . . FF victory in the Dorm War.

Edited by Steel Samurai, 24 March 2007 - 08:55 AM.

[Fara Moon]

Granted, but you die in battle and never come back.

I wish that no one would make fun of me.

[Ribbon]

Granted but people still laugh.

*I wish for a Pony!"

[Lagelace]

Granted but the lock store now sells lock picks...
I had to get that out >.<
I wish for eternal happiness.

[Ribbon]

lol granted but its locked up in the lock store which has no key and cannont be entered! *evil laugh*

I wish I had a boyfriend.

[Lagelace]

Granted but it's a... PEDOPHILE. *EvilER laugh*

I wish for... stuff.

[Ribbon]

oh you jerk. XD ummmm granted, you get... stuff, whatever it may be but its definatly not cool stuff. *hands him a handfull of broken toys, rubber bands and 1/4 of a marble*

I wish for socks!

[Lagelace]

Granted but they are attached to your nose for life... and they're from MY FEET! *EvilEST laugh*

[Ribbon]

you didn't make a wish so you explode

I wish that Lage's blood didn't stain my white shirt.

[Fara Moon]

Granted, but now all of your clothing is stained with blood.


I wish Lagelace didn't explode and that I wouldn't explode. (Because I know that's usaully the first thing to come to mind.)

[Ribbon]

Granted, but you implode

I wish I was two an inch taller!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but you're two an inch "taller" in an area you shouldn't have, what with you being a girl and all. Hee, hee, hee...

I wish Nintendo would do something similar to Excel Saga's Episode 26, but for Legend of Zelda.

[Ribbon]

(oh you b-tard!)

Not granted, instead Ningendo knocks on your door, kills all your nintendo (and gaming stuff for that matter) and bans you from every electronics store or website forever. You are now technologically impaired.

I wish for a Friesian

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, you get the exact same Friesan as the one in the picture. The problem? That picture is life-sized, so you can never get to ride it.

I wish for Speedos.

[Ribbon]

Granted but they're permantly attached to you now

I wish for no school!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but now all children must go to military camps to train for the Secret War Against Fairies.

I wish for Chu Chu Jelly.

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but it's alive and the Chu Chu suffocates you.

I wish... snakes.

[Fara Moon]

*Shrugs.* Granted, you become a snake.

I wish for something random to happen at school tomorrow.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. The kitchen lady becomes lime gelatine and attacks you.

I wish for bishies!

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but you get trampled by them.

I wish for the world.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but it's too heavy for you to bear on your shoulders. You injure yourself and are hospitalised.

I wish for Vaati.

[Fara Moon]

Granted, but Vaati didn't want you to take him out of his work, so he turns you to stone.


I wish for a quantum mirror.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but it shows you what you could have been... and it depresses you so much that you go mad.

I wish for a Cornish Pasty

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but it's years old (I'm assuming it's food, otherwise I have no idea what it is.)

I wish for cookies.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but they're computer cookies and they muck up your computer so much, you can't visit LA Forums anymore.

I wish I had a job.

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but you get fired from it 5 minutes in.

I wish I had a rusty chainsaw.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's so rusty it disintegrates in your hands.

I wish for pyromancy!

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, you get fried.

I wish for Kirby on drugs. [/random]