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[Mystic Kitsune]

You get an exploding cigar.

I wish for a longer weekend.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but you have to go to Church every day of the weekend... and it's a very boring Church.

I wish for raisins.

[Fara Moon]

Granted, but now everytime you want to eat something else everything tastes like rasins.

I wish that someone would make a good Zelda cartoon, I could watch it now, and it didn't get canceled.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, its all about Ruto.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. It's corrupted so it makes you look like you said something really bad about George W. Bush. The CIA secretly sneak you off to Guantanamo Bay, where you're never seen again...

I wish that I would never imagine myself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what I was or might have been was not otherwise than what I had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 28 January 2007 - 12:24 PM.

[d4rkdragon]

Uhhh...Granted? But your fingers are now broken from all the typing.

I wish I knew what he was trying to say.

[Ribbon]

Granted but you can only speak jibbeish now.

*I wish I was the worlds best trick snowboarder*

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but it breaks your brain.

I wish for pure evil.

(Another same-time post... where's Kefka? I feel like shooting something. )

Edited by Shadow_Link, 01 February 2007 - 06:42 PM.

[Ribbon]

Granted but it only surrounds you, your heart is pure good.

I wish for a hug.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, it's a bear hug. The bear's claws leave bloody marks on your back.

I wish upon a star.

[Ribbon]

(ohhh smexy bear claw scars!)

You get an annoying little cricket that likes to tell you things

I wish that dinosaurs still roamed the sea and earth

[Fara Moon]

Granted, You are eated by a T-rex.


I wish for a happy life. (I know how this one goes.)

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but it's so sweetly cute, fluffy and happy, you get diabetes.

I wish that no people would never not use no double-negatives.

[Ribbon]

So you don't with people wouldn't use double negatives?



I wish I had a bf that was a hot as this guy

<3 Craig Owens

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Wish Granted, but he dies in a freak car accident when he's driving to your house to pick you up for a date.

I wish that Pirates 3 would come out right now. And I'm already in the theater watching it. BTW It is a good movie. It is a private theater and is guarded by countless clone troopers. O.o It is airtight and air is beamed in by Scotty. It has an impenatrable shield around it. none of the clones are traitors. The enterprise has a inpenatrable shield too (scotty is on enterprise).

Beat That!

Edited by Jack Sparrow, 15 February 2007 - 10:26 PM.

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but the clone troopers and Scotty mistake you for an intruder and kill you outright, demolishing the private theater and the movie in the process.

I wish I had a goat.

[Splash]

Granted, but it's the kinky inflatable kind. Your friends are now afraid to go near you.

I wish that typing out "I wish" didn't get that song from the Disney Hunchback of Notre Dame movie stuck in my head.
I haven't even seen that movie in ages, man...

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but now everything else in the movie gets stuck in your head.

I wish I had a girlfriend...

[Ribbon]

Wish Granted, but he dies in a freak car accident when he's driving to your house to pick you up for a date.

NOOOOOOOO! *dies* how terrible!

Shadow_Link... your wish is Granted.

I wish I had my phone back!

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Granted, but the clone troopers and Scotty mistake you for an intruder and kill you outright, demolishing the private theater and the movie in the process.

I said they cant do that... whatever

As soon as you get your first call, the phone explodes and blows off half your head.

[Fara Moon]

You become nothing for not wishing. (You should come to the kill game some FRIENDS of mine would LOVE to meet you.)


I wish for all my wishs including this one one to be corrupt free, it to have no loopholes including time refluxes, Time travel, no pain to come to me from this wish and others, no power can corrupt it, I will not be transported or killed by it, I keep all my possestoins and friends, no bad befalls me, no diseases come for me, no curse will befall me unless I allow it, and I will live a happy adventerous life with my friends enemys, and family. HA!!! BEAT THAT!!!!!

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

^*shoots post with a flintlock*

curse you!

ill try the kill board

i wish that i wont die on the kill board

[Lagelace]

Granted Fox Fairy, but the thread loses point and meaning, and many people are left bored and sad. Including me.

I wish Fire Emblem 4 for game cube appeared in my hands.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

granted, but its so scratched that it couldnt even read 2 laserdots of the disk

crap you want that game so bad...

*runs away very Jack Sparrowishly*

Waaaaah!

[Lagelace]

WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!!!!

Yeah yeah, it's the point of the thread but I just HAD to do that. I'm not wishing until somebody else does.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

*comes back*

i wish that lage wont be mad at me for killing his wish...

*runs away again*

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but he forgets about you and leaves you in the Kraken.

I wish for cookies.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but they're made of particle board and toothpaste



I wish for $2.5 billion

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but it's all coounterfeit.

I wish for $2.5 billion in real rupees.

[Ribbon]

granted but they weigh down your pants so much they fall off during a live, televised speech to the world about how rich you are.

*I wish I wasn't sick*