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[Firelord-Link]

Granted, you don't exist anymore...

I wish that no person ( or creature, tree, machine, etc. ) can turn this wish into a bad wish...

[Mystic Kitsune]

I'm neither creature nor tree nor machine nor an etc. Your wish violates the rules of the game

...Im a Kitsune. Weeeeee.

I wish there was another Kitsune on the boards.

[Firelord-Link]

Granted...But it's me, and i commit suicide because i don't even know Kitsune...

I wish that Kitsune stops existing!!! Muhahahahahaha!

Evil wish-ruiner!

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, this game comes to a sudden halt.

I wish Firelord-Link would stop being so rude to me.

[Firelord-Link]

Granted, so he stops doing mean to 'me'. More meanieness left for Kitsune!

I wish the game starts again.

Edited by Firelord-Link, 22 January 2007 - 02:02 PM.

[Ribbon]

Granted, it's started and going.

*I wish for super powers that enable me to open any locked door*

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted. The doors remain unlocked but you spend time uselessly picking at the locks.

I wish I looked more like what I am.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but you end up cracking mirrors.

I wish that I was Emperor of the United States.

[Firelord-Link]

Granted, but the United States go to hell under your lead and you are hated by everybody.

I wish Hyrule was a country on Earth.

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but then Ganondorf takes over the world from there. Where's Link in all this? Locked up for possession of weapons.

I wish for a Fire Rod.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, your hat catches fire and the rest is self explanatory.

I wish for dish soap.

[Firelord-Link]

Granted, but it is the soup from the lantern shop of TP...

I guess you don't know how it tastes, but the soup isn't great...It takes of hearts...

Edited by Firelord-Link, 23 January 2007 - 10:45 AM.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You do know Mystic Kitsune wished for dish soap, right?

Your wish being non-existant is taken as a wish for nothing. You get it. It comes in the form of space and you die from lack of oxygen.

I wish for bunnies!

[Firelord-Link]

Granted, but do you mind if it are BUNNIES FROM HELL???

If you do, it would be better to get out of this topic as soon as possible.

I wish i would be able to fly and land when and where i want it, without dying or being hurt.

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but the effects only last for five seconds and you can never use you flight again.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Firelord-Link]

Granted, but it is Princess Ruto...

I wish for a girlfriend.

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but it's King Zora. (ouch)

I wish I had a pet cobra that wouldn't attack me.

[Mystic Kitsune]

(Aw, SL, you have FF ^^; )

Granted, it attacks the rest of your family.

I wish there was no money.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. As the economy collapses, chaos flares up all around you and your favourite pet is killed in the rampage. You will never be able to look at a pickle jar and a car battery again without memories of your lost pet coming back to you.

I wish for green.

[Fara Moon]

Granted, you get a very annoyed Link who then stabs you after you had tried to calm him down then you are trampled by the raging river of fangirls who came there to see him. (Caused by me. )

I wish that I could be in the Anime, Inuyasha.

[Ribbon]

Granted but you make a cameo as a rock Inuyasha stands on

*I wish that I had a bunch of Chiodos band gear*

[Fara Moon]

Granted, but you can't play any of it.

I wish I could go between. (Anyone else read a wrinkle in time?)

[Mystic Kitsune]

Nope.

I wish that all these moments could be lost in time like tears in rain.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but you lose so much, you don't exist anymore.

I wish to have total creative control over the Legend of Zelda series.

[Ribbon]

Granted but you loose the ability to write.

*I wish I had an Oscar Meyer wiener!*

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, but noone has any idea what the heck that is ^^; (what is it?)

I wish for wishing on a wishing star that wished that I wished upon it.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but the star wishes you would make more sensible wishes.

I wish for Link

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but then I come and kill you both.

I wish for world peace.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, we now live in Utopia, but in Equilibrium Style.

I wish Japan wasn't the only country that got nuked.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

No need to grant this wish. Other places got nuked in atomic weapons tests, remember?

I wish for something funny