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[He-Man]

Granted, but now you get colon cancer.

I wish I could become as wise as Jaga. (Hint: He's a character from Thundercats.)

Edited by He-Man, 19 February 2007 - 06:18 PM.

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

granted, but you are so wise that your ego is too big for people to stand and everyone hates you.

i wish i was out of the kracken!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. You're now inside Link's hat and he hasn't washed his hair in days! (Obviously)

I wish for a good alternative to Microsoft Office.

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 24 February 2007 - 08:31 AM.

[Lagelace]

Granted but all your other programs fail.

I wish I had more free time.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. You end up having so much free time, you end up doing everything you've ever wanted and everything anyone could ever want to do. You are so bored, you commit suicide.

I wish that you would not not not not not not not unwish the last wish.

[Lagelace]

Granted but Bill Gates gos on a killing spree and you are his first target.

I wish life was simpler.

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but the simpleness is SO boring that we all die of boredom.

I wish for a reason to say "MAN TORPEDO!"

[Ribbon]

Granted you now have Cracker Jacks

*inserts randomness*

[SL the Pyro]

You get predictableness.

*inserts Brachosaur*

[Gabe Puratekuta]

....................you've just KITSUNE'D!!!

[SL the Pyro]

Bah! Freya screwed me over... let me try again.

You get predictableness. (corrupted!)

I wish for a Brachosaur.

There, much better.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

As you did not wish, I take it you meant to wish that you didn't make a wish. Granted. You are now banned from this game. (Just kidding. I couldn't possibly ban anyone from this game).

I wish for fuzziness!

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 26 February 2007 - 01:27 PM.

[SL the Pyro]

(C'mon, that's just mean.)

Granted, but you get covered in itchy hair.

I wish for world chaos.

[d4rkdragon]

Granted, but you get caught up in it, completely annhilating(sp?) your existence.

I wish I had a Wii. =(

[Ribbon]

Granted. I'll be nice and not f-up that wish because its genuine.

I wish I was a hot genie in a bottle but you gotta rub me the right way if you wanna be with me...

*slaps herself* sorry, Christina started comin out.

I wish I had a... corndog right now!

Bah! Freya screwed me over... let me try again.

I've done that twice... remember the Math game today?

Edited by Freya, 27 February 2007 - 08:32 PM.

[Lagelace]

Granted but when you eat it you die of poison.

I wish for three thousand wishes.

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but you die before you can even use one of the 3,000 wishes.

I wish for mud.

[Splash]

Granted, but don't ask where it came from...

I wish for more time in a day.

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but the days are now more boring.

I wish for a new video game...

[Ribbon]

Granted you get "Barbie solves 'Where did the rainbow go?'" mystery game for Dreamcast!

*inserts percent*

[SL the Pyro]

You get fractions.

I wish for a Wii.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but it's a cardboard Wii that can't play any games.

I wish for Link.

[Ribbon]

Granted, but its a Chain-Link'ed fence

I wish for a puppy!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. However, someone cooked it.

I wish for Materia.

[Ribbon]

Granted... but its urine materia XD

*I wish I could travel wherever I wanted*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but you always land in urine.

I wish for Saveloy Sausages!

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 11 March 2007 - 11:57 AM.

[Ember]

Granted, but now you can't stand them because you have too many

I wish that my school could implode

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but because it was getting replaced by a bigger school.

I wish for sleep.

[FalconZero]

Granted, but it'll only be two hours from which you'll be disturbed by a fire truck's siren.

I wish to leave the LA forum forever.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. You end up travelling to a place that makes you wish you could come back... but you can't! Mwahahahahahahahaa!!!

I wish for Veteran's Ring.