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[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but you're the drugs he's on



I wish for a laptop

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but the screen falls off.

I wish for hi-speed internet.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but it's high by 1980s standards.

I wish for gyromancy!

[Keen]

Granted, but you get dizzy and fall from power.

I wish for a terrabyte.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but seeing as you wished for a terrabyte and not a terabyte, you get a byte made out of earth.

I wish for you

[Keen]

You start getting flustered when you mistype or misspell, and you gain a slight affinity for re-inventing the wheel.

I wish I knew every word in the English language and it's proper usage and spelling.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but everyone starts speaking in slang which you don't understand.

I wish for pie.

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but it's filled with maggots.

I wish for vanity (whatever that is).

[Keen]

You gain the power to think you look amazing no matter how awful the reality is. As a result, you no longer bath or take care of any cosmetic details, allowing you visage to lapse into disrepair.

I wish it would rain sporks, just once.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but the spork surplus makes your Stock Shares in Sporks absolutely worthless.

I wish for stock in gold.

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but gold loses all value.

I wish for peanut butter cookies.

[Stalfos]

Granted, but they are as small as the period at the end of this sentence.

I wish for World Peace. Corrupt THAT!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but Mars suddenly attacks.

I wish for

[Stalfos]

Granted, but

I wish for a pet monkey.

[Keen]

Granted, but he doesn't love you....

I wish for oatmeal-raisin cookies and lots of milk.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but they're made out of anti-matter and thus destroy you.

I wish for blue

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, you become depressed.

I wish for red.

[Ninjagal]

Wish granted you become angry.

I wish I don't have to do math.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Wish granted. You end up doing spanish.

I wish I didn't do Spanish.

[Keen]

Granted, but you're taking a class in it....

I wish I could speak and comprehend any language any living human being speaks.

[Ninjagal]

Wish granted, but you forget how to talk in english.

I wish that I could live in Japan.

[Keen]

Hey. That is explicitly contrary to my wish. Now I am sad.

You get to live in a Japanese prison.

I wish you would corrupt my previous wish without changing it.

[Stalfos]

Granted, but everyone starts speaking English.

I wish for a sandwich.

[Keen]

You get sandwich of unspeakable evil.

I wish for a vending machine and the appropriate coinage to use said machine.

Edited by Lord of Drek, 14 May 2007 - 12:17 AM.

[Stalfos]

Granted, but it comes to life. Y'know, like the piano in Boo's Mansion. In Super Mario 64.

I wish for HDTV.

[Keen]

You get a Harrow Demon Television.

I wish for a googalplex of mana points.

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but a Dark Archon (from StarCraft) comes along and casts a spell on you (forgot the name of the spell) that damages you for how many mana points you have. Obviously that means death.

I wish for doom and destruction.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Well, you die. Yay.

I wish for golden eyes. Whether it be the satellite or literally.

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but the satelite is aimed for the eyes, effectively vaporizing you. The satelite then overloads and blows up.

I wish for Sonic Heroes to have a less cheesy theme song.

[Mystic Kitsune]

It was better than Sonic Adventure One. Granted, you get the Barney Theme song. Cause it's not cheesy, just disturbing.

I wish for a Bed, a Bath and...Butter.