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[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but he goes insane and kills you.

I wish I could find a decent, finished, and to-the-point KirbyxAdeleine fanfiction (honestly, I don't know why I'm ven looking for one).

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but the fiction is also an incantation and by reading it, you unleash the Deadly Ghouls of the Tywysogaeth. They then proceed to gobble up all your videogames and anything that can cover your legs and nether regions.

I wish trees were made out of chocolate.

[Fara Moon]

Granted, but since there are only candy trees there is no air.

I wish that our world was Termira. (Beat that!)

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but because the wish-granter is literal and you mispelt Termina, the world suddenly becomes Termira, a place where volcanoes spew lava and noxious gases into the air and where there is no water.

I wish that money was chocolate.

[Fara Moon]

Ok, but by that you meant only your money so you go broke and can't buy anymore chocolate.

I wish that I could go to Termina. (I don't care if a turn into something!)

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. You turn into a Zora, are accidentally caught in a net and then turned into sushi.

I wish I knew what was going on in the movie, Eraserhead.

[Fara Moon]

Granted, but you have to star in it in a horrible role, and you never get to see it.

I wish that I could get TP.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but you have to star in it in a horrible role, and you never get to see it.

I've already seen it. It's an old, old movie from the 70s.

I wish that I could get TP.

Granted, but unfortunately it's Twilight Princess and not toilet paper. As there is nothing else in the house, you are forced to wipe your bum clean with your copy of Twilight Princess.

I wish that I knew what egg nog tasted like.

[Fara Moon]

granted, but you now can't drink anything else.

I wish for snow in Alabama.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but it can only come about when the Earth tilts round on its axis until Alabama is near the North or South Pole. Nothing survives.

I wish you a Merry Christmas. (Ha! Try corrupting that one! )

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 20 December 2006 - 10:49 AM.

[Fara Moon]

Granted, but don't get christmas this year cause you gave yours away.

(But you feel the joy of giving)

I wish that I could beat Wind Waker at least once.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but whilst you are beating the living bejesus out of your Windwaker disc with a baseball bat, your mom walks in and you accidentally clobber her. She grounds you for eternity.

I wish you could be able to see sound.

[Fara Moon]

Granted, but now you can't hear anymore.


I wish that my wish went somewhere good for the holidays. (Try to corrupt THAT!)

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but now you can't hear anymore.
I wish that my wish went somewhere good for the holidays. (Try to corrupt THAT!)

Granted, but only your wish can afford to go somewhere good for the holidays. To rub it in, your wish sends photos of its brilliant holiday and you become insanely jealous, especially of the hot guys (that are just your type) that your wish has managed to pick up.

I wish I knew why I'm still not playing my copy of Gamecube Twilight Princess yet, despite receiving it in the mail today.

[Fara Moon]

Granted, but now since you know, your game now is gone. (That's the new reason.)

I wish that I could get a Wii and Twilight Princess for Christmas.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted, but you commit suicide at the shortness and overatedness of TP.

...

I wish I wasn't Japanese.

[Fara Moon]

Granted, but since you are now not Japanese nobody knows you so you never get the awards or your artistic work.

I wish that my birthday will be fun.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Urk...I hate ruining birthday related wishes...

Its fun, but since you wished it to be fun your wish when blowing candles out doesn't work.

I wish for the first wish I made in this thread.

Edited by Mystic Kitsune, 21 December 2006 - 02:28 PM.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but now because you worried me about your comments about TP, I beat you soundly over the head so you cannot enjoy it.

I wish for a White Christmas

[Fara Moon]

But, now after Christmas it's still snowing and you freeze to death. (Because I sold your blankets, coats, and heaters.)

I wish that I could control time.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted. You control time, but only in your own eyes. Everyone else thinks you're mentally damaged.

I wish playing a female samurai in a play was easier.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but you end up with the role of a tree.

I wish that I could dream.

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but you only get nightmares.

I wish I go to heaven when I die. (There's a tough one...)

[Fara Moon]

Granted, but its not the heaven you were looking for.

I wish I'd stop playing the song Save Me.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, you now can't stop singing and dancing to the song.

I wish for the world.

[SL the Pyro]

Granted, but due to a radical shift in the time-space continum(sp?), the sun engulfs it two seconds after you get it.

I wish for cookies.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but they're computer kind and they leak out all sorts of private information concerning you onto the Internet.

I wish for a wish.

[Fara Moon]

Granted, but you new wish has to be something other then a wish.

I wish I had a wii.

[Mystic Kitsune]

Granted. You get bored of it in the first few days.

I wish I didn't have school today.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, instead... you get sent off to fight in the new American War against Nachos.