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[Iron Knuckle]

Misreads your post and gives you the power of Origami.

\/ I wish Stally stopped reviving disturbing and annoying threads.

[CID Farwin]

Granted. He makes new ones now.

I wish the sound would work on my computer.

[Iron Knuckle]

Granted, but now your monitor is broken.

I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.

[CID Farwin]

Granted, but you just don't sleep at all.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but you didn't wish anything in the first place



I wish for Photoshop!!!

[Iron Knuckle]

But you PC won't run it.

\/ I wish to win the lottery

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but they refuse to give you the cash because someone else claimed it first



I wish for an alien beauty to fall onto my lap

[Iron Knuckle]

Granted, but the alien eats you and you won't be able to tell about it afterwards!

I wish I had more free time.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then time speeds up



I wish to see ghosts

[Iron Knuckle]

Granted, here's a VHS tape of the ghost busters.

\/ I wish I had a Wii

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but the Wiimote forces you to play Gundam Crossfire, ultimately driving you insane



I wish for a little dragon to be my pet

[Iron Knuckle]

Granted, but the dragon roasts you with its fire breath.

\/ I wish Stalfos stopped poking everybody. Somebody might get hurt...

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted. He starts eating everybody's hair



I wish for a plushie right now....

[Iron Knuckle]

Granted, you get a plushie of the creature you dislike the most

\/ I wish I could stop time for a moment

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but only for your house



I wish for a spaceship

[Iron Knuckle]

Granted, you get a miniature model to look at.

I wish I'm done for today.

[Stalfos]

...Granted. o.o

I wish Stally stopped reviving disturbing and annoying threads.

*Smacks*

Granted. He starts eating everybody's hair.

...I got it. Yay.

I wish for a wish to wish my wishes wished me well.

[CID Farwin]

Granted, but your wish's wish isn't, and therefore the rest of your post is null.

[Stalfos]

Granted. You fade into nothing.

I wish to corrupt my own wish.

[CID Farwin]

Granted, your wish is corrupted, so that it isn't corrupted, and comes true, corrupting it....

LOGICAL PARADOX'D!

I wish to nullify Stalfos's previous wish.

[Stalfos]

Granted; it becomes yours.

I wish for great justice.

[CID Farwin]

Granted. Easy corruption: injustice.

I wish for a stop to spam.

Edited by CID Farwin, 18 September 2007 - 07:42 PM.

[Stalfos]

Granted. Directly after you start spamming.

And it's a killing machine Kitsune that does the stopping.

I wish CID had pie.

[CID Farwin]

Granted. It's cow pie. And yours.

I wish Stalfos would stop editing quotes.

[Stalfos]

Granted. He then gets modship for Games and edits posts.

I wish quadruple.

[CID Farwin]

Stalfos is afraid of himself?

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you get 1/4

I wish Stalfos Someone would get a clue.

[Stalfos]

Granted. "Someone" then KEELS YOU!

I wish for four fours.

[CID Farwin]

You get apple apples.

I wish for to become alive.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, the then resurrects this thread.

I wish for someone else to post after this post.

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 26 April 2009 - 09:53 AM.

[Stalfos]

...

Granted, but my head explodes trying to corrupt that wish and you're charged with murder.

I wish I had a fish to grant my every wish.

So I rhymed "wish" with "fish" What of it?

Edited by Armed_Stalfos, 26 April 2009 - 11:48 PM.