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[SOAP]

Granted. It's ten times too small. And it will magically appear on you in five, for three, two...

*implode*

Oops.

I wish I had a boyfriend.

[Crimson Lego]

Granted, but it turns out he's not interested in you at all.


I wish for a machine gun.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it eats you every time you wear it


I wish for more grenades

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but they're all defective and not a single one explodes. Also, they rain down on you from the sky, beating you into a bloody pulp.

I wish Funimation's video portal was back up. I've missed two week's worth of my favourite show already.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted. And that's bad enough.


I wish for a Moo-Cow

[Stalfos]

Granted, but it suffers from a boom headshot.

I wish for ellipses.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

How can it get headshot'd when it spontaneously combusts at the slightest movement? XD


Granted, but they become tetrahedrons the second you stop looking


I wish for Stalfos to have flesh

[Crimson Lego]

Granted, but then he runs into an oil fire and burns it all away.


I wish for a Glock 18.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but it's a Glockenspiel 18 you get. The musical instrument is impractical as a weapon and you are soundly defeated by more well-armed troops.

I wish that the next person couldn't use the letter E in their post.

[Crimson Lego]

Grant3d, but I will hav3 to us3 l33t sp3ak.


I wish that the next person couldn't corrupt my wish.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted.

I wish that the next person would corrupt Leo Crimson's wish.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted. But it causes a rift in the space-time continuum that I have to fix <.<



I wish I didn't have to use the "patient stick" on anyone

[Crimson Lego]

Granted, but whenever you ask someone an important question, they take 50 hours to answer.



I wish for a copy of CoD5.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but it's Children of Dreams 5 - a horrifically twee game about children trying to rescue Dream World from the Knight Mare by giving Knight Mare's evil minions hugs.

I wish for world peace.

[GuardianNinja]

granted but everyone becomes emotionless zombies

I wish for zelda st to come out sooner

[CID Farwin]

Granted, but it's rushed and unfinished.

I wish I had more money to buy fun stuff with.

[Ember]

granted, but then you get too much money in the same room and you suffocate in it

I wish I had some mutated orange juice

[GuardianNinja]

granted but theres bloody body parts in it

i wish for cookies

[Sir Turtlelot]

Granted, but they contain rat-poison.

I wish for another wish, this one's broken.

Edited by Sir Turtlelot, 06 July 2009 - 09:37 PM.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but they're broccoli cookies


I wish for Phantasy Star 5

[Ember]

granted. . . .but there's no disc in the case so you can only stare at the case and wish you had the actual game. . .

I wish I wasn't tired. . .

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, you're now on crack


I wish there was a fifth Phantasy Star game (the online ones don't count)

[GuardianNinja]

Granted but its poorly translated "I R TURE FATHAR"

I wish for 2 million more wishes and a non broccoli cookie

[Ember]

granted. . .but now it's a mushroom cookie and all of the wishes were stolen with your identity.

I wish I had a new copy of Tales of Symphonia

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it's in Swahili


I wish for a new room-escape game for me to play (seriously, I wanna play a new one)

[GuardianNinja]

Granted but it manifests its self and you get trapped in a real life one in your bathroom. (video on newgrounds )

I wish that someone posts in this thread...

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then every other thread becomes dead from inactivity

I know. I say that one on Newgrounds after playing it on http://jayisgames.com/



I wish for some cake

[Ember]

granted, but it's real sponge cake and quite inedible.

I wish I could get more posts in. . .

[GuardianNinja]

granted but you are banned for spamming

I wish for a lucky nickel

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted. You get nickel poisoning from having it all the time



I wish for Tsumugi-chan's yuri filter