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[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but it leaves shota completely untouched.

I wish for

[Ember]

granted, but it explodes in your face.

I wish I had a hammer to do my dirtywork.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but's made out of foam.

I wish that the next poster had an X in their name.

[Ember]

. . .I can't grant that for you. . .it takes too long to change my name to EmberX

I wish there was a way to tell when the world was being destroyed by a villain.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it breaks after one use


I wish for a Touhou/K-On!/Shoujo Sect crossover doujinshi

Granted, but it leaves shota completely untouched

That's not a good thing?

[GuardianNinja]

Granted but you die before reading it

I wish for pr0n to dissapear from the world

[Ember]

granted. . .but all those who like it create an angry mob against you. . .

I wish there was a monkey smiley

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted. It steals your soul



I wish for more pictures!

[GuardianNinja]

Granted, but there of your parents. . . . .

I wish I had a soul

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but its a damned soul and you go to Hell after you die.

I wish to insert a coin in this vending machine here.

[GuardianNinja]

Granted but it was your last coin and you starve.

I wish for a good idea for the vending machine thread.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then the machine explodes


I wish for comic ideas

[GuardianNinja]

Granted, but you are sued for taking them from other established comics

I wish I had a death note

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it only works once. On you



I wish for Stalfos to speak normally

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but the things he says scars you for life.

I wish for a million British pounds sterling.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but you find out that it's a fake


I wish for an ultra-sexy-badass outfit XD

[GuardianNinja]

Granted but you are give a ticket for being too sexy

I wish I had more money trees

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but it's Confederate money


I wish for sexy demon babes

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but they're sexy demon babes as in babies, and you get arrested for paedophila.

I wish for an obvious response to this post.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted. Your head gets booted



I wish for cherryblossoms

[GuardianNinja]

Granted, but they arrive in the mail 3 years late.

I wish for a new zelda game, completely finished and exciting new innovations to come out tommorrow!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted. It features Tingle as the hero and requires you to constantly blow into the microphone to make Tingle move.

I wish I could conquer Hyrule

[GuardianNinja]

Granted, but you wake up hungry as you've been sleeping for several days

I wish for tingle to die

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted. But his death isn't quick enough


I wish for transforming robots that can combine into one super robit

[GuardianNinja]

Granted, power rangers runs for 5 more seasons

I wish for tingle to become fingle

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Granted, but he's now a paedophile and appears more often in the game.

I wish for a vending machine to appear in this game.

[GuardianNinja]

Granted but it only accepts money

I wish my next post in the vending machine thread to be funny. . .

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted. It's another cheesy Twilight reference



I wish people would see that VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!!

[GuardianNinja]

Granted, twilight has a sequal that does poor in box office because he doesnt have a sparkling chest

I wish to be god

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted. You're the god of rat droppings


I wish there were real Nagas