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[Keen]

By HIM, you mean that demon guy from Powerpuff Girls? Weird. I kill you with weirdness.

[SL the Pyro]

(That was just bad...)

The Powerpuff Girls themselves kill you.

[Keen]

Oh, there was an image in your post. I didn't see that before. I kill you with the blood of a thousand virgins.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I open the Mystical Ark with my eyes closed and the spirits kill you and seal your soul inside the Ark with them

[SL the Pyro]

Ganondorf bursts out the evil realm and kills you, but then is sealed away by me (I can't have some knocking me off as the top evil dog).

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I shoot you up with my Wolfen jet.

[Keen]

I tear out your entrails and strangle you with them.

[SL the Pyro]

I banish you to the shadow world, where evil demons finish you off.

[Keen]

I knock your post count over on top of you.

[Hylian]

I'll send Cerberus after you!

[Keen]

I chuck the Kokiri's Emerald at the back of your head. Rocks hurt, by the way. It takes a few days to find all the pieces of your brain.

[SL the Pyro]

^ I take your pirate hat and suffocate you with it.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I send Navi to annoy you to death!!

[SL the Pyro]

^ I send a love-sick Ruto to hug you to death. (That has to be one of my worst ones so far...)

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I send Navi to annoy you to death!!

Damn, I can't top that!

So, I'll just have to commit ritual suicide instead... You shouldn't have been standing so close behind me, though, because the sword goes through you too, and you die... as do I.

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 10 November 2006 - 01:44 PM.

[SL the Pyro]

^ My hammer flattens you into a blood-gushing pancake.

(I could top that. Tatl is WAY more annoying.)

Edited by Dark Link, 10 November 2006 - 01:50 PM.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Because she rings when she's talking instead of having a voice, right?



I send a Goron to crush you in a hug!!!

[SL the Pyro]

I send a Zora to hack you to bits with its fin boomerangs.

[Keen]

I send a Zora to hack you to bits with its fin boomerangs.

Hey, now only Zora Heroes have those, not just any old Zora.

I send a Zola to crispify you with a fireball.

[SL the Pyro]

(Zora, Zola, what was Nintendo thinking when they made those names?)

I send a Deku Srcub hero (better now?) to kill you with magic bubbles.

[Keen]

I Goron Smash you. Thanks Goron Mask!

[SL the Pyro]

I make the Big Poe eat you and crush you.

[Keen]

My Fierce Deity Mask works against you because you're a main villain! I swing my freaky spiral sword at you. The blade beam cuts you into two bloody halves.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I hang fireworks around your neck and set you on fire

[Keen]

I stab you in the kidneys. Sorry, friend.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I go all Orochi on yo ass and practically rip you to shreds and eat your intrails

[Arturo]

I prove the laws of the universe result in a singularity. Thus, the universe is destroyed.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I take that sloganizer pic, beat you with it, then place it under the IC pic

[Arturo]

Kill you with my boners.....................................

with my army of boners

[Keen]

I break your boners in half and stab you with them.