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[Wolf O'Donnell]

Overdoses you on beautiful women.

[SL the Pyro]

^ Sics a clown doll with a HUGE butcher knife on you.

[Keen]

Overdoses you on beautiful women.

Well, okay. *Haunts you with good fortune so you never get caught for killing Dark Link.*

[Gabe Puratekuta]

A bunch of zombies munch on your body, then a giant alien head falls on you


And I got it all on film

[SL the Pyro]

You ask me to commit euthanasia (mercy killing) because you went mad forgetting what gender you are.

I just made that up as I went along. That, and I saw it in a SSBM fan-fic; Sheik forgot her gender and killed herself. But I had to be the one to deliver the death blow in this game.

[Keen]

Stabs you with Azure Wrath!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I stab you to death with your favourite food.

[Keen]

Vanilla ice cream? I stab you with your maleness arrow.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I kiss you to death.

[SL the Pyro]

I throw you in the pool of black acid that holds Pandora's Box. You melt almost immediately.

[Keen]

I throw you into super lava. You burst into flames and evaporate before even making contact.

[SL the Pyro]

I throw you into the sun, but you die in space before you reach the sun... so I guess I killed you by throwing you into space. Meh.

[Keen]

I throw you into a metaphor, where you cease to actually exist.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I throw you into a parallel reality where it is truly "Hell on Earth". I watch as hellspawn tear you limb from limb. Then I go get some tacos becuase, hey, tacos rule

[Hylian]

Yeah? Well I shoved an M80 up your ass, lit the fuse and ran. You blew apart in 8,000,000 pieces and went to hell!

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Well, I tattle tale on you to the Lord for killing someone and he smites you.

Edited by 14-Year-Old, 03 November 2006 - 08:42 PM.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

He also smites you just for the Heck out of it.

[Keen]

I smite you all on my own.

[Hylian]

I Kill all of you with the Thunder of GOD!!! *ZAPPP!!!*

[SL the Pyro]

I kill you with a pile of C4 shoved down your throat and tossed a match in, blowing you to kingdom come. I was unharmed by the thunder because I wore a rubber (OMG non-conductive!) suit.

Edited by Dark Link, 06 November 2006 - 09:17 AM.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You choked on the suit.

[Keen]

I stab you with Azure Wrath! Through the twelfth dimension!

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I wait until the aliens experiment on you before killing them, and you

[Keen]

I send my armies to capture Atlas, and while distracted, he drops the sky on you.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

A genie gives me one wish, which I use to make you dead

[Keen]

That's no fair. Killer genies are extinct. I get a genie, wish for a time machine, go back in time, get a killer genie, wish you dead, and you die.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I cut you down and sell your precious wood...

What? You are the tree in your signature, aren't you?

[Keen]

Treeman? Thanks for the idea.... But NO I am NOT a tree, whydoyouask?... Heh, heh, "precious wood."...

I stick you with poisonous splinters, and you turn green and die.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I set you ablaze and feed your charred remains to the Brutes

[Keen]

I perform brain surgery on you with no prior training.