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[Keen]

*Takes Dark Link's name and bends the 'L' into an arrow. Grabs Dark ink's 'D' and bends it like a bow. Shoots the 'L' arrow through ark ink's chest, missing vital organs and failing to make the kill. Picks up the 'a' and fills it with gun powder. Lights the 'a' fuse and throws it at rk ink. rk ink is singed but not severly injured. Grabs the 'r' and throws it like a boomerang. The 'r' boomerang misses k ink and hits LT in the face, causing a mild nose bleed. Grabs the 'k's and throws them like tomahawks at in's head. One 'k' blade grazes in's left shoulder, and a slow stream of dark red blood runs down his arm. Grabs the 'i' and turns it into a sling, flinging the 'i's point at n's forehead. The 'i' point smashes through n's head and damages the medula oblongada resulting in failure of vital body functions and ultimately causing death.*

Edited by Lord Toran, 10 October 2006 - 08:29 AM.

[Keen]

Two guards in dark green uniforms, their faces veiled in black paint, shoved LT out into the courtyard. The August afternoon sun beat down on his bare back as the guards marched him forward. "I said I was sorry! It was an accident!" the young man screamed. All the anguish of his wasted youth ripped at his consciousness, all hope for greatness, all his potential fading into a icy mist.

"Get down!" yelled the captain. Two more guards in black and green came over and shoved LT into the mud. "You know what we do to people who double post twice in the same thread don't you?"

"It was an accident!"

"Silence!" the captain shouted. And with that the guards kicked LT flat onto his back, their steel-toed boots cracking his ribs and smashing his weary heart.

LT coughed and muttered, as a river of blood ran from his mouth, "Just shoot me then...."

The captain grinned and did his duty.

Edited by Lord Toran, 10 October 2006 - 08:41 AM.

[SL the Pyro]

(You were using my name as a weapon? Weird...)

*Rigs the "L" and "T" in Lord Toran's name, along with his Fire Rod, to make some kinf of flame thrower. He fries ord oran into a pile of smoking ash.*

(Haha, weird but fun.)

Edited by Dark Link, 10 October 2006 - 08:37 AM.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Wow, I haven't seen this topic for ages... I'm feeling so much nostalgia, I've mistaken Dark Link for a turkey. Don't try saving him now. I basted him and put him into the oven yesterday. He's been roasted, eaten and digested and... well... you don't want to know the rest.

[Keen]

*LT's cute familiar companion that the editor made him throw in for comic relief grabs the 'W' and bites olf's head off with it.*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Lord Toran sadly passed away next month, when he realised yesterday that this sentence makes no logical or temporal sense. (His brain exploded trying to figure out how it would work).

[Keen]

3x^4-4x^2-2x+Wolf=dead

[Arturo]

*Seals Toran in the Evil Realm*

DEAD!!!! Well, kinda

[Keen]

Comes back for revenge, ONE-THOUSAND YEARS LATER. Arturo's already dead....

[SL the Pyro]

*Turns into a shadow and slips into Lord Toran's body through his mouth, then goes back into human form. The sudden added body mass caused Lord Toran to explode. Dark Link stands there, unharmed and covered in the poor soul's blood. He licks some of it.*

Mm. Tasty.

[Arturo]

^Sends Link to search for the remaining Sages. Link fuinds his dark version and kills him in the Water Temple. He does it twice more.: rescuing maudens and awakening princesses.

[Keen]

The drop of blood Dark Link swallowed regenerates into a fully formed Toran, absorbing Dark Link's body mass in the process.

"Ew, stomach juice, liver sundaes, and kindey soomthies.... I'm going to be ill, now."

[SL the Pyro]

(You were supposed to kill Arturo, moron...)

*Explodes Toran again, then kidnaps several maidens (the ones that Link rescued).*

[Keen]

"I'll kill whomever I wish, mortal!" *Kills Dark Link.*

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

So appearantly everyone that has posted in this thread should be expecting government agents to appear at their school/job pretty soon.

*throws Bush at LT and crushes him*

And quit with the name-calling, DL.

Edited by 14-Year-Old, 16 October 2006 - 07:52 PM.

[Toan]

^ Passes away due to an unfortunate accident involving some Q-Tips, a toilet, camoflage shorts, "Rambo" on DVD, and a minidisc of The Weather Girl's hit single "It's Raining Men".

[Keen]

*Tunes a modified amplifier to the exact frequency at which fish will explode. Strikes a note.*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

^ Dies from a sad, sad case of gherkin overdose

[Arturo]

^Falls of the horse...thing

[SL the Pyro]

^ Extinguishes the light in the Chamber of Sages, killing Arturo for some reason.

[Arturo]

^Absorbs DL's Force Gems to the void of the Evil Realm... Because Dark Link and Tingle are close relatives. Maybe even the very same person *huh*. And they die when the have no Rupees/Force Gems left. For some reason.

[SL the Pyro]

(Oh c'mon, that was just low.)

*Steals the Triforce of Power from Ganondorf while in the Evil Realm, then breaks out and annhiliates Arturo.*

[Arturo]

^You are not in the Evil Realm. It's your Force Gems. You are dead.

[Hylian]

^Shoots you with ice arrow and you freeze to death.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

^ chibifies you to death.

[Keen]

*Knocks the sky down on top of Wolf.*

[Hylian]

^*sticks an electrode onto your brain and sends 100,000 volts through your head*

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

*sends his Zapdos from FR to fry Hylian* ^^

[Keen]

*Thanks 14 for avenging him by teaching him the Touch of Death. The hard way.*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

^ Was tarred, feathered, plucked, roasted and eaten.