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[Vazor]

^ is then killed when Slippy Toad goes on a rampage from the rabies he got from eating Wolf.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

^ is killed by a fork in the ear.

(Hey! There's no rabies where I live!)

[Vazor]

^ caught rabies AND rabbies.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

^ is sporked to death

[Vazor]

^ forced to listen to hip hop for ten straight hours. Commits suicide.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

^ Is forced to eat his own head

[Vazor]

^ is eaten by his firstborn wolven child.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

^ Created a tear in the space-time continuum by introducing a first born son that doesn't and may never exist. This tear sucks ^ into oblivion.

[Vazor]

^ attempts to resist The Happy Mask Salesman's "forced happiness" and is killed in doing so.

[Stalfos]

^ drowns in butter/ice cream! j/k about ice cream!

[Vazor]

I force ^ to listen to tapes of John Kerry's speeches for three hours. He dies after two.

[Mystic Kitsune]

^killed by the keebler elf.

[Vazor]

^ spontaneously combusts. At least, it seems spontaneous until everybody realizes < was standing behind ^ with a flamethrower the entire time.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

^ Is killed by the fluffiness of the Fluffy Wuffy Bunny Wunny of Grskeenoowagilovrakianiyoliscanschovig or by attempting to pronounce the place name mentioned in this sentence. Whichever comes first.

[Vazor]

^ eaten by the memebers of some emo band.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

^ Runs out of novel ideas as to how to kill the above person and commits suicide.

[Vazor]

^ drowns in his own vomit

[Stalfos]

^ is killed by this: :banana: :banana: :panda: :panda: :banana: :panda: :banana: :panda:

[Isis]

^ is killed by a pack of hungry dogs

[Wolf O'Donnell]

^ Is killed by a very expensive torturing device that makes use of the gravitational pull of Rosie O'Donnell (no relation to me), her naked body and lots of chocolate mixed with honey and sauteed with the entire cast of Springer: The Opera.

[Vazor]

^ is jetisoned into the sun by a very large catapult.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

^ dies from hearing the funniest joke in the world.

[Vazor]

^ realizes ^'s life IS the funniest joke in the world, and commits suicide

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Don't joke about that sort of thing.

Erm... oh and um... damn. Now I can't think up of anything to reply to that. I think I'll just go off and kill myself instead.

EDIT: Wait! I've got something. I strangle Vazor. There. Done it.

[Vazor]

^ tires himself out while strangling me, and then falls down in exhaustion into a pool of acid

[Stalfos]

^ is eaten by a chicken!

[Vazor]

^ is said chicken, and chokes on <.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

^ is, in a horribly confusing break with continuity, suddenly hit by a flying asteroid whilst in space. No one know why one second he is in the mouth of a chicken and the next in space. It is a mystery, I guess, that will never be solved.

[Vazor]

A creepy forty-year-old man stalks ^ through Myspace and eventually rapes and kills ^.

[Isis]

^Is killed by the mods for breaking the rape rule