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[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Similar to the "How the Person Above You Will Die", but you personally have to kill the person that posted before you in some bizzare or normal (ha!) way. Remember, no rape or anything like that! Now then...

*Makes the person above him simply not exist, because (s)he never existed, as this is the first post*

[Zythe]

I beat ^ to death with tennis racket from avatar

[NightStar]

I hired an obese elephant with a flatulance problem to squash ^

[Zythe]

I put ^ to sleep with drugs

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Remember these basic rules...
1. Nothing that can my imitated easily (use a gun, hit with car, etc.)
2. No rape. At all.
3. No person offense.
4. Do not get to serious about this.

*Bores Zythe to death with these rules*

[Zythe]

I crazify ^ by defying his rules and shooting things with guns

"Look a bunny", *shoots Bunny* - "a dead Bunny".

[D~N]

takes book from ^'s avater and drops it from 1000 ft. above the earth to build up speed until finially crushing ^.

[Toan]

Just a friendly modly reminder that 13's rules are standard here in this thread (he did a nice job of summing them up the way they should be too). If they are broken at all, this thread vanishes. We don't want that, do we?

Hmm... ^ suffocates from a toilet-swirley gone wrong.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

^Replaces fish food with dog food

[Zythe]

replaces ^'s bed with big nail

[D~N]

i constantly drop marshmellows on ^'s head like a chinese water torcher thingy until ^ goes insane!

[Vazor]

I strangle ^ with a slinky and sell the corpse to a shifty looking Eskimo.

[D~N]

I suffocate ^ in syrup from pancakes (cause waffles pwn pancakes)

[Vazor]

Kills ^ by, ironically, crushing ^'s head in a waffle iron.

[NightStar]

Smothers ^ in her chest

[Zythe]

Drowns ^ ... busy. That's all I have to say .

[Vazor]

Catches ^ in a Pokéball, and clogs the airholes.

[D~N]

eats ^

[Vazor]

Sells ^ into an oversees slave trade, where ^ is brutally, um, offended, and killed.

[NightStar]

Tries to take ^ by stuffing ^ in a suitcase when moving and forgets to put air holes in the luggage.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Accidentally and brutally cuts ^'s head off whilst combing ^'s hair.

[Zythe]

I forget to feed ^

[D~N]

i force ^ to shapeshift into a dead person and he's, um, dead, yeah. woot.

[Vazor]

I put ^ into a paper shredder along with certain incriminating records.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I ate ^ because I love pancakes drizzled in maple syrup (or honey) with a dollop of ice cream on top, unfortunately, somebody didn't prepare ^ hygenically and I eventually throw up ^ into the toilet, where ^'s digested remains become flushed away and treated in a sewage treatment plant.

[Zythe]

I sell ^ to J-Lo who makes ^ a fur coat

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Guys, you're supposed to personalize these posts not just "^ kills".

*forces Zythe to shape shift into corpse*

[Zythe]

That was personalised because he's a wolf and J-Lo wears wolves.

Scoops ^ out of shell

[D~N]

Guys, you're supposed to personalize these posts not just "^ kills".
 
*forces Zythe to shape shift into corpse*

I did that already.

anyway, i dual zythe one-on-one with only popsickle sticks and give have bad paper-cuts (even though they are sticks...) until zythe bleeds to death. Hows that for personalized?

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

*Pulls a Ringmaster and makes Dark~Nut's armor explode randomly*