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[D~N]

oww. I play tennis against 13 in his bowser jr. form from mario power tennis, and i use mario's special and burn you with the ball. BAM!

[Vazor]

I set explosives in Dark~Nut's system so that as soon as he burns 13 with the ball, it explodes and he dies.

[D~N]

i douse vazor with syrup until the point of either tasting too good or dieing of suffacation

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I crack ^ open with a nutcracker, with ^'s groin seated near the hinge of the nutcracker.

[Zythe]

I send ^ to see lesbian porn and he cries to death

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I get Margaret Thatcher to "Snu Snu" Zythe to death.

[D~N]

i use reverse psycology to confuse wolf up there until wolf dies...

[Zythe]

Hee! SnuSnu!!

I cut ^'s back with a nutcracker Link-style

[D~N]

i take zythe to columbia in a small cramped crate and he is never seen againd and rots and dies.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

This is getting a bit on the vicious side...

Oh well...

I take Dark~Nut to Willy Wonka's Factory, specifically to the room filled with squirrels that I will personally infect with the T-Virus. These T-Virus infected squirrels will then proceed to try and crack Dark~Nut open, only to find him hollow and throw him down the garbage chute, thus making the fact that they are infected with the T-Virus, completely pointless and unnecessary.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

I stuff Wolf's space ship full of tennis balls, and when he opens the door to escape from Willy Wonka's factory, it snothers him and he is crushed to death.

[D~N]

Ok, im like a walnut now, always getting cracked open.

I use my awesome powers to psycicaly lift 13 until he reaches a point of no air preasure and explodes and dies. and suffocates. whichever comes first.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I confuse Dark~Nut for a real acorn and plant him, thus smothering him to death under earth.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

I confuse Wolf_ODonnell for a real acorn and plant him, thus smothering him to death under earth.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

13-year-old dies from lack of creativity and with no help from me whatsoever.

So there.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Wolf Slapped to Death!

[D~N]

obviously it was me (I'm 13 too)
Now I confuse 13-Year-Old for a real acorn and plant him, thus smothering him to death under earth.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Too late, I fed you to a squirrel.

[D~N]

i control the squirel to bite you and infect you with rabes (sp?)

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Well, then I bite you and spread the squireel's disease to you. Yes, acorns can now get however-the-hell-you-spell-it-rabes.

[D~N]

But I'm IN the suirel, remember?
fine, then I bite you back
j/k, i get the largest shovel EVAH, and squish 13. *splat*

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Oh, I thought you meant the squriell didn't eat you and instead you sent it at me.

Well, with my squishy body and sufficate the squirrl, and thus you, to death. Then I confuse you for a real acorn and plant him, thus smothering him to death under earth. XD

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Seeing as I was killed by a mysterious assailant *glares at 13* I come back from the dead as a zombie and devour 13 or if that fails, end up turning him into a zombie.

[D~N]

well, i use my level 13 black mage powers to kill you! ("decline of video gaming 2" reference)

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

And I use my zombies powers to kill Dark~Nut and then I feast on his organs.

[D~N]

I grow into a huge tree after being planted by 13 and grow very tall and then i get cut down and land on 13.

[Vazor]

Two words: Mister. T.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Two words: Frying Pan

[D~N]

two words: tractor trailer. {2 words at a time are fun}

[Vazor]

Two words: fat man.