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[Wolf O'Donnell]

Fine!, then I rearange Wolf_ODonnell to become Odoll_welfnno and she (ha!) dies from being so horribly disconfigured.

No, that one doesn't work very well, does it? You should have rearranged my name so it read Wolf Doll None or None Doll Wolf or Doll None Wolf etc. etc.

Oh and Vazor20X6 accidentally and brutally cuts off both his arms, his legs and his head after cutting Dark~Nut up, or was it really an accident?

*looks accusingly at the Wicked Witch of the West*

[D~N]

i pay the wicked witch of the west to murder ^

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

I turn Dark~Nut into Arnku~td and it dies?

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Whilst ^ is dating a similarily aged girl, I reverse 13-Year-Old so he is now 31-Year-Old, whereupon he is instantly found out, arrested for paedophilia and executed under a new piece of legislation that requires death penalty for all paedophiliacs, which was uncoincidentally passed when Wolf was visiting 13-Year-Old's state.

[Vazor]

I turn Wolf O'Donnel into an eleven year old boy, and bring him to the Neverland Ranch. Coincidentally, Michael Jackson has gotten much better at covering up his crimes and Wolf never returns.

[D~N]

i use my level 13 black mage skillz to crush vazor

[Vazor]

I light ^ on fire with a cat.

[D~N]

I kill ^ with my electric bever.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Oh, yeah? Well, I shove the beaver down Darkky's throat!

[D~N]

well i give twelvy stupid nick name and he hates it and commits suicide!

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I turn Wolf O'Donnel into an eleven year old boy, and bring him to the Neverland Ranch. Coincidentally, Michael Jackson has gotten much better at covering up his crimes and Wolf never returns.

Oh no! But surely that wouldn't kill me, just give me a really sore ass?

Oh well...

I put bionic leeches on Dark~Nut's private parts and they make him bleed to death.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

[quote=Darkky]well i give twelvy stupid nick name and he hates it and commits suicide![/quote]What? XD

Oh, and instead of putting [/quote] there, I originally type... [/WHORE]. O.o How in the world did that happen?

Oh, and I uh, gut Wolf with a knife. Yeah.

[D~N]

you keep calling me "darkky". I get enough of "mikey" at home.....i don't need darkky. stop please, or i will kill you by sticking a hook up your nose and pulling out your brain like spegetti.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Whatever you say, Darkky.

*kills Darkky in a way that's so gruesome and disgusting it should not be re-told on PG-13-rated forum*

[D~N]

:icon_evil :icon_evil :icon_evil :icon_evil :icon_evil :icon_evil
I stab twelvy 7,856,765,678,901,200,783,891,564,879,254 times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :icon_evil :icon_evil :icon_evil

[Wolf O'Donnell]

The point of the blade ^ uses snaps off like in Escaflowne, improbably flies upwards and stabs ^, just like in Escaflowne.

[Zythe]

I go "BOOO!" and ^ collapses dead

[Vazor]

I tell Zythe that triquettas are stupid and he kills himself.

[D~N]

I tell Vazor20X6 that pancakes are stupid and he kills himself.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

I tell Darkky- *Dark~Nut dies*

[Vazor]

I tell 13 that his avatar is inaccurate, calling him the wrong age, and he kills himself.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I serve ^ pancakes and ^ chokes on them.

[D~N]

^ i tell wolf that he's not really a wolf and ^ dies from shock

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Right! *cracks knuckles* It's time to get down and dirty and come up with something highly off the wall.

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ERROR!

Dammit! I couldn't come up with anything!

Oh well...

I grate on Dark~Nut's nerves with a cheese grater and in doing so, I end up destroying his nerves and killing him.

[Zythe]

I hit ^ with ^^'s nut-children

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I manage to halt the construction of a football stadium at the Falmer site, thus preventing Albion (is it Albion?) from getting a decent place to play, resulting in them having to play in a run-down old gymnasium that collapses on Zythe.

[D~N]

i gather the angry football player who have nowhere to play to trample over ^

[Vazor]

I hire a team of aliens to anally probe ^ and he dies from the probing.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

I force Vazor to piss himself and he dies in embaressment.

...yeah.

[Vazor]

I get an old man to rape 13, who contracts herpes from said old man, and the herpes spreads so far that it actually cuts of his airways and suffocates.