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[Wolf O'Donnell]

I suffocate ^ with 13's herpes-ridden body.

[Vazor]

I get Star Fox to hunt down ^.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

^ drowns in maple syrup.

[D~N]

^ drowns in....a lake...and i put the lake there....

[JRPomazon]

*Make 13 eat 5 alarm chili*


*FOREVER!*

[Vazor]

I throw ^ into my pile of dead puppies, which I then light on fire.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Pushes ^ into said pile of dead puppies on fire.

[D~N]

* throws a gasolene tank into said said fire-puppies and throw ^ into them*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

* throws a gasolene tank into said said fire-puppies and throw ^ into them*

And the resulting explosion kills Dark~Nut.

We all mourn his passing away... Not! (j/k)

[D~N]

at teh funeral, a masked person (hired by me) comes to kill teh wolf.

[Vazor]

Said assassin forgets who he's working for and kills ^ afterwards.

[D~N]

said said assassin hosts a party that ^ attends and he secretely puts poisin in the drinks and ^ dies.

[Vazor]

In a drunken stupor, ^ hits on said said said assassin, who is a homophobe, and said said said said assassin (hereby refered to as ">") kills ^.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I come back from the dead and feast on ^'s soft, delicious brains. Mmm... brains. Carve 'em out with a spoon and that's good eating!

[D~N]

> comes bakc as a zombie-hunter and kills wolf

[Vazor]

> suicide bombs everyone in the room, including ^.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Well, here I come to a dilemma. For one, I know that since you suicide bombed everyone, you yourself are now dead and it is rather difficult to kill someone who is now acting as a new coat of paint on the walls.

However, I shall go with the one I wanted to do ever since I saw this thread today and I am quite surprised that nobody's attempted it yet (so far as I know).

Vazor is resurrected from the dead and found guilty of terrorism.

The sentence?

Death by snu snu.

[Vazor]

A crazy man gets fed up with all of Wolf's talk of Snu Snu and jetisons him from the hatchdoor. (Yes, they're in a spaceship. Shut up!)

[Wolf O'Donnell]

A crazy man gets fed up with all of Wolf's talk of Snu Snu and jetisons him from the hatchdoor. (Yes, they're in a spaceship. Shut up!)

What? I've only ever mentioned it three times!

*Kills Vazor with bare hands*

Sometimes the simplest route is the best.

[Vazor]

Wolf commits suicide because now that Pink Floyd has finally reunited and put on an awesome show, ^ can die happily.

[D~N]

^ actually hated Pink Floyd 's performance so he commited suicide. why the hell did he hate it...no one knows O.o

[Vazor]

I kill ^ for being a bloody liar.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

*Make 13 eat 5 alarm chili*


*FOREVER!*

O.o What'd I do to you? I didn't even post before you.

Um... I pour acid on Vazor. Yeah.

[Vazor]

I drop an anvil on 13's head animaniacs-style.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Wha? Pink Floyd? Who're they?

Animaniacs annoy Vazor to death for using their anvil without asking.

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Then the Animaniacs come over to Wolf and... I don't really want to get into the details, but you'll never see him again.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Only you do see me again and I sick the Animaniacs on ^.

[D~N]

i come out of no where and do something bad to^

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

I shake yo tail featha.

[Vazor]

One of those annoying ghetto-wannabees annoys you to death by trying to relate to you, home dawg. (Hey, you did say yo.)