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[Vazor]

^ is silenced by the Vazoria-Zythican government before word leaks out.

[Isis]

^Is eaten by the victim as a last request (Yum!)

[Mystic Kitsune]

^the myth died...>.>

[Vazor]

^ dies of a foot tumor.

[Mystic Kitsune]

^dies a classical death by being hit over the head with a bar stool

[Isis]

^ Dies by Inu Yasha's hands

[Mystic Kitsune]

^is killed for defying the gods in some random way

[Wolf O'Donnell]

^ Dies from banana burns

[Steel Samurai]

Killed in the production of twilight princess, as a stunt double for Link

[Mystic Kitsune]

^performs hara-kiri after not being able to deliver pizza on time

[Isis]

^ Dies off a headache after trying to solve an unsolvable maths problem

[Mystic Kitsune]

^toilet paper burns

[Stalfos]

^ Bowser toilet burns. Ow.

[Mystic Kitsune]

^tails catch fire

[Isis]

^ Hair catches fire O.O

[Wolf O'Donnell]

^ Accidentally, mysteriously and brutally dies when combing ^'s hair with a Sequoia tree.

[Mystic Kitsune]

^eye light explodes

[Steel Samurai]

Is flooded with spam on art thread, causing heart attack

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

^When I bump this thread, it hits SS and crushes him.

Edited by 14-Year-Old, 06 October 2006 - 09:29 PM.

[Keen]

*LT grabs 14's avatar by the tail and throws the avatar in the lava. The avatar climbs out covered in molten rock but safe under his hyper-durable shell. LT kicks him into 14, and 14 melts under the lava flung from the avatar's shell on impact.*

[Keen]

*Swallows his capslock key. Thereby choking to death and killing LT.*

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

*Reports LT for double posting. He is then banned, the forum equivalent of death. Or comic book death, anyway*

[Keen]

"Hey, games posts don't even count for anything."

*Stabs 14 before he can report anything. Buries the body under the Life and Romance forum.*

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

*forces LT to listen to himself singing until he resorts to suicide* ^^

By "himself", I mean me, in case it's not clear.

Edited by 14-Year-Old, 07 October 2006 - 10:52 PM.

[TheAvengerLever]

^placed in a room where the shapes on the wall and the wall itself spins and spins and spins and spins and spins and spins until you go insane and bash your head until you die.

[Keen]

*Secretly straps a small plastic explosive to Button's back and sets it to explode when Button says a certain word or tries to remove the explosive.*

[TheAvengerLever]

^is made to watch a Mexican clown named Dr. Salvador cut open dead bodies until he goes crazy and gouges out his eyeballs, bleeding to death.

[SL the Pyro]

*My hammer gets lodged in his head, but for some reason doesn't expand. It gets stuck, THEN expands forcing his head to explode and the body to run around like a headless chicken.*

[Keen]

*Stomps on Dark Link's foot while he's starting to do pull-ups, thereby ripping Dark Link in half. Dances in the blood.* "La, la, la-lalala."

(NOTE: Button did not say the trigger word.)

[SL the Pyro]

*Burns Lord Toran to a crisp with his own black flames.*

Edited by Dark Link, 10 October 2006 - 07:50 AM.