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[SL the Pyro]

^ Is eaten by the hell owl. (Ask me to PM you if you don't know what it is. Just make sure you don't scare easily.)

[Hylian]

^Gets stuck on a telephine wire and is burnt to a crisp.

[Keen]

*Kills Hylian with the candlestick, in the billiards room.* "Come on, folks! This is a Kill Game, not a how-you-will-die-game."

[Wolf O'Donnell]

*Kills Hylian with the candlestick, in the billiards room.* "Come on, folks! This is a Kill Game, not a how-you-will-die-game."

It has been for quite some time now.

Oh and...

Exposes you to a picture of something so cute, you die from diabetes.

[Keen]

Darn it. I hate it when I get diabetes.

Uh.... *Breaks the laws of physics within your body, causing a thermonuclear detonation of your substance!*

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I kill you with the explosion.

[Keen]

*Breaks the Laws of Conservation of Energy and Mass, causing Wolf's body to cease existing.*

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

Well, I'll point out that since you were around in 2006 A.D, you should have died and collapsed into dust by now. And on my words, you will do so. ^^

[Wolf O'Donnell]

*Breaks the Laws of Conservation of Energy and Mass, causing Wolf's body to cease existing.*

Silly Lord Toran. I exploded, remember? My body already ceased to be.

In fact, your violation of continuity has caused a rip in the space-time continuum, that results in a whole load of alternate versions of you appearing. They all beat you to death in their attempt to establish themselves as the one and only Lord Toran.

[Keen]

Well, I'll point out that since you were around in 2006 A.D, you should have died and collapsed into dust by now. And on my words, you will do so. ^^

To 14: How can you be fourteen and still not have been around in 2006 A.D.? (See, it is easy to do.)
To Wolf: I'll have you know that I'm on excellent terms with all my alternate reality selves. *We all kill you. Then we have pie.*

[31-Year-Old-From-Georgia]

...

>.<

Darn it!

*straps on iron boots and kicks LT in the no-no area, leading to death after a few painful hours*

[TheAvengerLever]

^*brainwashes you into killing everyone*

[Keen]

So he kills you, and I don't have to because I'm dead, so I kill him for you because you forgot to.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

^ Throws Michael Moore on top of you. He doesn't so much as crush you to death, as suffocate you.

[Keen]

Michael Moore makes a documentary about you killing me, some rambunctious teens get drunk while watching it, then they go to your house and avenge me. I have killed you vicariously.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

After killing me, they find some stuff about raising zombies from dead people... Except, I've crossed out people and replaced it with "Lord Toran". Being the stupid people they are, they go back and make sure you're extra dead.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

What the don't realize is that I have already blasted LT's body with my BFG 9000 after "allegedly" seeing a clear green leech crawl under his skin. Afterwards, I look for more leeches to annihilate

[Keen]

Then, I shove you off a cliff, and Wolf too, since you forgot about him.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

You are beaten to death by air.

[SL the Pyro]

^Your wolf-like companion eats you because you haven't fed him for a week.

^ Throws Michael Moore on top of you. He doesn't so much as crush you to death, as suffocate you.

Poppy Sr.: No! None of that! God, I hate Michael Moore... he looks like an angry dad from a side view.

Edited by Dark Link, 25 October 2006 - 07:34 AM.

[Hylian]

^I kill you by shooting you in the eyes with a 1000 fps BB gun.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I kill you with a hotdog through the forehead

Edited by Wolf_ODonnell, 27 October 2006 - 05:38 AM.

[SL the Pyro]

^I make you eat too many eggs; you die from cholesterol.

[Keen]

I freeze you in carbonite, for transportation, but it goes badly....

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Erm... I kill you with a wedge of lemon.

[Keen]

I smash your skull with the short staff. The battered pulp bleeds.

[Wolf O'Donnell]

I... um... I poison you with school food.

[Keen]

Now I shall destroy you by combining two games into one.

sahilhflka

Super Albert hits islands like he flings looming killing-you-ness, ah-ha!

[Hylian]

^Kills you with an airgun shot to the eye.

[Keen]

My eye elasically shoots the bullet back out to kill you instead.