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[Gabe Puratekuta]

I activate halo, thus killing you and everything else

[Keen]

I generate a force field spike through your heart.

[Hylian]

^Shoots a phaser at you. *disintegration*

[Keen]

*Shoots a disruptor at you.* -Disruption-

[Wolf O'Donnell]

Treeman? Thanks for the idea.... But NO I am NOT a tree, whydoyouask?... Heh, heh, "precious wood."...

I was just being silly...

Oh and... I eat you to death.

[Keen]

Feeds you to red Link.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Zalbak, the Infernal God of Flames, is summoned and absorbs you. I then kill it, thus killing you as well

[SL the Pyro]

I call Saria; she uses her Sage powers to grow roses and I stab you in the neck with the thorns.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I show you a picture of who Miss X really is*Yagami Iori* and you die of a heart attack!!

[SL the Pyro]

(I have NO idea what you're talking about...)

I give you lyme disease.

[Keen]

I bombard you with cosmic rays, giving you fantastic superpowers until you die from radiation poisoning three minutes later.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Galvatron appears and crushes you

[SL the Pyro]

Primus crushes you and Galvitron.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Dark Yugii seals you in a card, which I burn

[Keen]

You are bitten by the Monty Python and die laughing.

(By the way, I helped.)

Edited by Lord Toran, 07 November 2006 - 01:57 PM.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

[Ya know, I wouldn't mind that death XD]


I summon the Egg Dragon and wish that you die in a horrible incident containing a red-hot poker and a spork in a bottle

[Keen]

I invoke the soul of you, and you die from a lack of soul.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

You are caught in a fight between Orochi Iori and Nemesis and they rip you apart limb from limb

[Keen]

I kill you. That's how things get done in a rule-abiding thread.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I turn you emo and you commit suicide

[Keen]

Close enough....

While trying to explain the emo logic system, your mind snaps, and you rip off you own head with your toenails.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I completely annihilate you with a holy attack

[Keen]

I go to martial arts and learn how to break you in over one-hundred different ways.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I steal your bones without cutting you skin or damaging your organs

[Keen]

I push you into the street on my way to martial arts. Did I mention the traffic?

Edited by Lord Toran, 07 November 2006 - 02:54 PM.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I go "under your skin" and weaken your stomach lining so much that your belly bursts and you dissolve in your own stomach acid

[Keen]

I tie you to the bottom of a car. The rest takes care of itself.

[Gabe Puratekuta]

I enlist you into the Rebel army, then leave when I see the Peregrine Falcons coming

[Keen]

I use the Hadoken Technique against you.

[SL the Pyro]

I come in riding HIM!



He burns you to a crisp then eats you.